Meme Redraw For Dicks Birthday :D

Happy Superman Day!!!

Father figure

Alfred... Why are you so nice?

Talia, appearing unannounced to visit Damian : Greetings, beloved. How has our son fared under your care ?

Bruce : He's—

Clark, flying in at superspeed upon hearing Talia's 'beloved' : Hey, B ! My husband, sunshine of my universe, eternal partner of my heart, center of my gravity, moon to my stars, undisputed love of my—Oh ! Talia. Didn’t see you there. Hi.

Talia, deadpan : ... Must you always ?

6ft and bottoming.. this is the type of greed they talk about in the bible

SO LONG AND GOODNIGHTTTTTTT

so long and goodnight

Just cracked open "Robins being Robins" and this is the first thing I see

What in the thirst trap?!?!

(I legit said "what the fuck!" out loud) then I got curious to see the other variant covers and...

Again what in the thirst trap?!?

Stephs and Damian's are the only normal ones

I just wanted to read something before going to bed, and instead, your girl got attacked by thirst traps back to back.

Bruce: Damn alien, I need to kill him.

Bruce, after looking closely at him: Damn alien, I need to fuck him.

Bruce, after barelly touching him the first time: Damn alien, I need to marry him.

Diana: Congrats, you're the first one to complete the fuck-marry-kill with ONE person!

there's a starman waiting in the sky he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds~

Wll forever be a tsats defender

Finding out that there's people who say they started hating either Will or Nico after TSATS, or that "Will deserves better", makes me think some people have 0 critical thinking skills, like, you can like a character more or less and even have a favourite, but how can you genuinely read TSATS and conclude any of these horrendous takes I've seen:

- "Will has no personality outside of Nico" (we have insights to his doubts and worries regarding his role as a medic, a son of Apollo and his growth regarding his aversion to anything "dark")

- "Their only appeal is they're ligh X dark character" (the text is specifically about them realising they're not one dimensional and both have dark and light inside)

- "Nico/Will is selfish" (they're both self-sacrificial idiots, you don't even need to read tsats to see that)

- "Nico/Will deserves better" (I'm sorry did you just skip the whole book, because their growth as individuals and as a couple is obvious)

- "they're too cheesy/cringe" (half the cringe stuff is jokes like it was with Leo, they're also 14-15 and it's their first relationship, I am an aromantic person who generally doesn't like sappy romance and I didn't die reading this, you'll be fine)

- "they only made them a couple to show Nico can only be happy as a gay guy is he's in a relationship" (gay people can be happy single sure,however I feel like you might've missed the whole plot of the book, also we know what would've happened about Nico being gay in the fandom if he had stayed single, and I happen to find joy in seeing young queer couples learning how to have a proper relationship in media)

- "they're so grumpyxsunshine coded" (can we please stop reducing characters to a single aspect when they're multidimensional characters whose personality and thoughts are explored through the piece of media you read that lead to this comment)

- "Will is too controlling" (I'm sorry, are we reading the same book? Chat, is being worried about your very reckless and self sacrificial boyfriend who happens to have an ability that exhausts him and makes him pass out and encourage him to only use it for emergencies and have food and drinks ready for them when they do controlling?)