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PSYCH | Season 6 Episode 16 ‘Santabarbratown’

NANCY DREW: A SUMMARY

Family member: why are you so obsessed with gay stuff? are you gay or something?

Me:

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Never forget that Dracula, one of the most iconic villains in all of media, is first introduced wearing a fake beard and a big hat to pretend to be his own carriage driver

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

I’m not salty…not at all

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. no one should be terrified of every tiny little mistake they might make. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow and change.

Things that actually happened in BBC Merlin:

uther married an actual, literal troll

goblin-gaius spit mead all over leon

every single knight in the area got scared because gwaine bit into an apple

old-man merlin used three knights as stairs

merlin knocked out an entire guardsman post with barrels

the same goblin-gaius slapped uther's bald head

Arthur got halfway turned into a donkey

gwaine set his socks on fire

brought back a good character just to get rid of him again

merlin spend an entire minute (or so) of screen time ranting about how hard life is

the future king of Camelot fell asleep in a bowl of soup

a wildorren peed on gwaine

gaius accidentally dressed Arthur in a woman's nightgown

merlin magically made Arthur's pants fall down in a council meeting so he could steal Arthur's keys

Gwen got turned into a deer

whilst trying to assassinate Arthur, merlin knocked himself out on a bedpost

merlin forged a royal document so his friend could be a knight

after being knocked unconscious, Arthur thought he killed a dragon based on zero supporting evidence other than merlin saying "oh yeah you killed 'em"

a marble (or stone) statue turned into a rottweiler

prince and servant(tm) put some random berry juice on themselves to prevent being eaten by a mega mole