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You know what? I change my mind. I DO want Will to be evil and I will support him in his evil endeavors. It’s what he deserves. I want him to achieve world domination. I want him to blow shit up with his mind.

watching the US ban more books and make robot police dogs

Ok that's the one

This adorable proposal.

Starting the last episode of Clone Wars like...

“When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He’s written “He dies.” That’s all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is “He dies.” It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with “He dies.” And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it’s only natural to be sad, but not because of the words “He dies,” but because of the life we saw prior to the words. I’ve lived all five of my acts, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I’m only asking that you turn the page, continue reading and let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest “He died.”

Edward Elric is such a good character because he’s just chaos incarnate. There’s nothing about this child that isn’t chaotic to the extreme. He dresses in leather pants, platform boots, and a bright red coat. He became a state alchemist at 12 after attacking the president. He tried to resurrect the dead when he was 11. He became an atheist after literally meeting god. He brings a massive statue of a false god to life to punch a false prophet in the face in chapter 2. When he got impaled by a pole he used part of his own lifeforce to seal the wound. When he transmutates something he adds a gothic/dramatic details to it. His dad is an immortal walking talking philosopher’s stone and the last survivor of a dead nation. He fistfought god and won. He overthrew a government at 16. He outsmarted god by giving up his alchemy and using that to commit what was essentially the first successful human transmutation. This kid doesn’t just thrive on drama, he is drama. 

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

I’m asexual, but like in a chill way.

Nah-sexual