Merlin: *trying To Steal A Statue Of A Dog* Do You Have A Wheelbarrow?

GOOD OMENS 1.01 • "In the Beginning"

Crowley, I've told you, I'm not helping you. I'm not interested. This is purely social.

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking this is okay

Ruining someone’s dream journal

Pretending you didn’t ruin that person’s dream journal

Sending someone to the principal’s office and having them expelled

“Slow down, you’re doing fine. You can’t be everything you want to be before your time”

- Billy Joel, Vienna

watching the US ban more books and make robot police dogs

hey star wars real quick… ouch???

this show is pure gold

#Iconic

watching the new Salem’s Lot movie and I love Mark so much lol. “yeah there are vampires in town, no I will not elaborate, get on my wavelength or get out of my way, I’m eleven years old, I’ve killed a man and I’ll kill again.” who’s doing it like him.

This was the best thing I’ve read, start to finish

star wars: the clone wars drives me fucking nuts in a most magnificent way because it’s completely apeshit but also has to aggressively maintain the status quo. u’ve heard of “anakin can’t ever meet general grievous because of one throw away line in rots” but that bar is so low it’s in the center of the earth. nobody knows palpatine’s the sith lord until the final few minutes of rots, so goddamn it all no one will EVER know palpatine’s the sith lord in swtcw!!! palpatine could get on a twitch livestream and eat live babies while cackling maniacally and, miraculously, no one would notice. anakin has a brief, five-second blackout where he cameos as Thee darth vader while partying on mortis but as long as he’s mysteriously brainwashed at the end of the day it doesn’t count, right, dave? every single character not explicitly shown in rots has to be either a) killed b) disappeared into the void or c) personally launched into the sun by sheev palpatine. there’s not a man in a galaxy far, far away that can’t somehow fall prey to this looney tunes logic and/or phineas and ferb unbustable summer hijinks insanity. yoda’s gotta fuck off into his swamp vacay in shame while also somehow being a beloved pillar of the community so he has arcs like “clearly cannot read the room, feat. anakin” and “once again fails to comprehend the impact of trauma, feat. anakin” and “‘friends, are we not?’ feat. anakin”. here, in gffa circa swtcw era, Status Quo Is God. obi-wan could actually physically watch with his own eyes anakin descend into peak vadersanity, paint himself with blood, and declare himself sith lord supreme emperor of all bad things master of destruction & somehow still walk away with the conclusion that Anakin Is Stable And Doing Well! Better Than Great, Actually! anakin and padmé could fall through the roof of the jedi temple while having sex and shouting their marriage vows & it would turn out every single jedi had been sucked into the vacuum of space & conveniently missed the show. also, jar jar is there. welcome to groundhog day, space wizard style.

infinity train book one: wow, this is a really well-written kids’ show! it reminds me a lot of gravity falls, i can’t wait to see what else it has in store!

infinity train book two: again, this is a really well-written kids’ show, but it’s definitely more mature than i’d first given it credit for! i honestly didn’t expect it to go so hard on some of the things it did, but i’m glad it did.

infinity train book three:

infinity train book four: haha gay gay homosexual gay