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You give him le smooches

Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating

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Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

So since you don't follow or like people I guess I can't count on you following me back 😭

No, sorry. I'm not here for friends. No offense.

𝓘𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵? 🐸🌿

He so damn fine

Hello Winslow! Do you have a favorite selfie? I think you hot asf, so yeah lol *embarrassed* 😲🤐😶

Hi, lol. Yes I do! It's this one: I was actually super sleepy in this photo. I think it was taken the day before Thanksgiving 2 years ago & it was cold that morning. I had just woken up & threw on a button down (that's why there's no shirt underneath) & I was freezing. But it's my favorite cause I had a bunch of family flying in, I got to meet new family & my hair didn't look like shit that day, excuse my French. ☺️

rb to give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

@sincerelyalice @sansgriff @coolpaperoafparty @yukithaghost @whitebunnyrabbithole @sungchano @ghostkillerface

They made him gay 😂😂 tf

enby wonka

Fuck the lgbt

tumblr tuesday: animal allies

Here are the animals that live in your homes and have declared themselves allies. Give it up for Yuki, Toby, Mick, Rigel, Io, and Zendaya. Hear Yuki and obey. Yuki lives on a bird blog for birds, but we assume nice humans are allowed:

This is Toby. Toby is a cat. He lives with his human artist and supports lesbians:

Mick the Dick is a retired rat. We don’t know how he got his name but do not be fooled. Although retired, Mick is in fact still a rat:

These proud little piggies are called Rigel and Io. Rigel and Io have two mums, and they are pretty stoked about that:

Zendaya the cat knows that love is love. Her human likes MCU and writing fanfic. And Zendaya, we presume.

Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?

Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!

That's what you get for being greedy.☝️😌