Can I (the fandom as a whole) ask you (Taylor) a question (what the fuck is going on)?
100% she is William Bowery
something i have noticed about pumpkin anon...taylor was just seen in purple, black, and orange. those are halloween colors...the orange nails especially stick out to me. she's had the same nail color since the start of tour...why change it now to such a specific color? is it a nod to pumpkin anon?
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I saw this tweet earlier today saying Karlie is now being shown under the cast of Miss Americana with (voice) beside her name. Note: shes the only one that says (voice). And considering that Karlieâs voice in CIWYW is THE Kaylor lore for the documentary⊠đ
So, I checked myself and sure enough, she is!
I also checked the FAQâs to see if just anyone (aka fans) can change or add someone and that doesnât seem to be the case, especially with how widely used IMDb is in the industry.
(For some personal context, Iâm a massive Kate McKinnon fan, so I saw the Ghostbusters 2016 release and the reactions from the dude bros in real time. Not one person changed anything there. But they did brigade the scoring with 1 star reviews before the movie even came out.)
Now, hereâs something even more interesting. I copied the full cast IMDb link into the Wayback Machine website and the last capture was June 16th of this year. Karlie is not listed there.
Which means this was added some time between then and now⊠and guess what happened in the middle of that? Oh, yeah. Karlie showing up to the eras tour. đ€
Hereâs some videos that show why we 100% believe itâs Karlieâs voice:
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This Anon was sent to @spade-riddles and it is either trying to mimic something Taylor would send or is an inside source. I am supremely annoyed either way, but I just wanna point a few things out because I canât stop myselfâwhich was probably the intention because we are all fucking FBI detectives with this shit
1) đâJACK o lantern /pumpkinâJack A? Halloween? October? 31 days??
2) HEELâMatt Healy đ€ź
3) sparks flyâSpeak Now
4) to be readyâfor it?
5) đâwhy again? Beginning and ending ?
This could all be word salad bullshit and a distraction from the dumpster đ„
"This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed, ever, ever, ever. Oh my god. We have every single person on the stageâis this going to work? Itâll be fine. I hope it works. Itâll be great.âall of my fellow, like, dancers and everybody else on the stage is just sort of like, âOh my god,â no one ever expects youâre going to basically perform like in a shower. Itâs really very exciting. Yeah. Are you having a nice time too? So you know, youâre standing in the pouring rain with people, and you just kind of feel like this romantic sense of camaraderie. I was thinking about what song to play with you tonight and I was thinking, thereâs this song from Midnights that I love so much, and I havenât played it on this tour, or ever, so I figured, that could be fun to play with you. And I justâoh my gosh, this is insaneâI kind of just feel like telling you, I donât know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I donât know, itâs not just the tour, itâs like. I donât know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought Iâd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."
â Taylor before playing Question...? (guitar) in Foxborough, MA on May 20th
So Jack, who just so happened to produce the 1975âs latest album, set Taylor up with MattyâŠwho sheâs known for over 10 yearsâŠand the article mentions the briefly âdatedâ before? LOL BFFR.
Theyâve been dating for under 2 months, which wouldâve been since March, yet she went through a âdivorceâ with Toe in the middle of closing on an $8.3 million house with him sometime in March (according to âsourcesâ), which was made public in April and from April 9th to May 2nd, she has dated the race car driver, Bradley Cooper, AND Matty, who again, sheâs been dating for almost 2 months?
And she still manages to perform a 44 song set list back to back to back whilst bathed in lesbian flag and rainbow lighting with a smile on her face and garter on her thigh with the occasional dinner/outing with her friends squeezed in between?
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