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Is HEEL maybe in there to refer to Matty?

Here are several messages in my inbox with different 🎃 theories. Some were sent after only a message or two. We are up to 8 messages now:

4° of Agust 2023 this video is now private in Vogue YouTube channel. But, this artifact will not be erase. We will always remember, we were there...

So Jack, who just so happened to produce the 1975’s latest album, set Taylor up with Matty…who she’s known for over 10 years…and the article mentions the briefly “dated” before? LOL BFFR.

They’ve been dating for under 2 months, which would’ve been since March, yet she went through a “divorce” with Toe in the middle of closing on an $8.3 million house with him sometime in March (according to “sources”), which was made public in April and from April 9th to May 2nd, she has dated the race car driver, Bradley Cooper, AND Matty, who again, she’s been dating for almost 2 months?

And she still manages to perform a 44 song set list back to back to back whilst bathed in lesbian flag and rainbow lighting with a smile on her face and garter on her thigh with the occasional dinner/outing with her friends squeezed in between?

🤣

Apparently there’s a rumor going around (started by Patrick A. himself) NYU that Taylor dumped toe by email.

All I can think is “you’re fired” 😂😂

I was like who tf is Patrick? 😂

That’s funny.

🎃 Imagine this. You are on the balcony of an ice castle. Pushing and pushing against the railing, slowly trudging toward a horizon that never seems to get any closer. Smashing against the frozen structure that is so solid it feels like glass, so solid it feels like it will never break. The time draws near, springtime sunshine causing small drips and fractures. You strike a match and blow the smoke toward the structure that shelters and protects you. Suddenly, you hear a crack, a crunch, a whoosh. There is a sudden give beneath you, and you tumble through the broken, melting hole in your palace. You have FINALLY smashed through the ice castle! It was so slow, and then suddenly so all of a sudden! You'd thought it would take much longer to arrive in this moment! However, in this suddenness you find yourself still somehow underprepared, kicking yourself for the time you squandered by wallowing in the seeming endlessness of your predicament. All this time spent inching toward a finish line. No time at all spent readying for an end. Shit. In midair, you scramble for a parachute. You will reach the ground either way, whether you float like a feather or freefall like a meteor. But after all this time, you decide you'd like to land softly, rather than crash in a tangle of broken limbs and fiery shock. Dear reader, I'm sure this tale has raised a question...? Why would someone you believe to have wings need a parachute? 🎃

Here is 🎃 earlier message today.

picture me fingers deep in your ex wife or whatever it was that taylor swift said

This Anon was sent to @spade-riddles and it is either trying to mimic something Taylor would send or is an inside source. I am supremely annoyed either way, but I just wanna point a few things out because I can’t stop myself—which was probably the intention because we are all fucking FBI detectives with this shit

1) 🎃—JACK o lantern /pumpkin—Jack A? Halloween? October?

2) HEEL—Matt Healy 🤮

3) sparks fly—Speak Now

4) to be ready—for it?

5) 🎃—why again? Beginning and ending ?

This could all be word salad bullshit and a distraction from the dumpster 🔥

i dont know how people can still stan taylor swift after she ate that sheet metal and spat the shrapnel at that newborn