Evan Peters As Andy Warhol Bc He Was ✨the Moment✨

High School Kai Anderson Headcanons ♥️

Just how our fav cult leader was like during his high school years!! Oh and there’s some Winter content in this because I just know those two were close asf!!

Warnings: none <3

AN: I hope you guys enjoy these lil headcanons!! It’s like 4am butttt😼Anyways, I’ll have some fics posted soon!!! As always, requests are open🎀

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* unlike middle school, he had friends NOT A LOT but a few

* He still preferred to be alone though

* Girls actually found him cute.....cute until he’d debate almost every single one of them who disagreed with his opinion he shared in class

* Did not give two fucks about handing in work or assignments

* Teachers hated him for that but they also hated him because he was a mouthy mf:

“And where’s that assignment you were supposed to hand in five days ago, Mr Anderson?”

“Up your ass”

* His remarks wouldn’t go unnoticed tho as they would draw a few snickers from his other classmates

* his parents phones would be spammed with calls from the principal regarding their sons “concerning behaviour”

* That only lead to more arguments at home which overall made Kai feel miserable but still motivated him to be worse??

* He’s been super close like rlly fucking close to failing a few classes but he always saved his ass by doing extremely well on the final exam allowing his grade to be a passing one

* instead of a backpack, he definitely carried around a Rick Owens tote bag or something ✨✨✋🏻

In said bag, it would have the following:

* his adderall bc at the time school was the only factor testing his patience

* A book to read during lunch

* His car keys

* Sometimes homework but rarely bc he never completed it

* Never any textbooks....he wouldn’t be caught dead with a textbook

* cigarettes if he felt like choosing violence and smoking on school property 😼

His favourite year would’ve had to been his senior

* not bc anything crazy happened but probably because Winter would have just been starting out as a freshman

* The two of them would sometimes hang out when she wasn’t busy joining some club he thought was stupid

* Casually bumping into Winter on his way to class and their conversation always going something like this:

“Hey”

“Sup, what class you heading to?”

“Science, you?”

“Math...”

“Wanna just ditch and go home?”

“Yup”

•Obviously he would’ve loved to b ditching a lot more prior to his senior year but his parents only allowed him to take the car once Winter started high school cuz they didn’t wanna drive them

* Kai being late to homeroom a lottt bc she would force him to drive her to Starbucks in the morning

* Sometimes he would be seen pulling up into class with dat iced chai tea tho 😇

* The two of them pulling their little silly pranks whenever they had the opportunity

* Wether it be lipstick writing on the bathroom mirrors or posting stupid flyers he made around the school, Kai found it funny and was happy Winter helped him even though she could care less about making some sort of “statement” at school

And finally.....prom...oh boy prom

* He considered skipping out on it MULTIPLE TIMES but he knew he would have a better time bringing his sister as his companion than staying at home

* The two of them arriving to the banquet hall where it was being held and taking one good look at it and instantly leaving

“Yeah...we’re not doing this”

* Instead, they found themselves back on their couch in the basement watching cheesy high school movies on Kai’s laptop to celebrate his graduation

* Kai being a little sad about high school ending but being excited to move onto a different path...only that path turned out to be extremely fucked, dark and twisted 🙈

REWATCHING CULT AND AHHSHDHD KAI’s TOMS😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈 SO FASHIONABLE

Jiji is me

what your favorite industrial band says about you

KMFDM: you took high school german

Front 242: you make films at airport runways and train crossings

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult: you’d been to the wax trax records store on damen and you’ll tell anyone who will listen about it

Skinny Puppy: you have 50 beagles. you’re vegan but you’ve considered cannibalism. 

Front Line Assembly: you’ve made model aircraft

Revolting Cocks: you wear jeans to fetish clubs

Boyd Rice: you’ve sacrificed a goat to your goddess as a thanks for your survival. your name has ‘sol’ in it.

NIN: you tell everyone trent reznor invented the genre

Ministry: you secretly voted for Bush because the one thing you hate more than war is abortion

Laibach: no one can tell if you’re a fascist or a re-enactor and you like it that way

Nitzer Ebb: you’d describe yourself as a “rebel”. you even own a leather jacket.

Die Warzau: you’re way too willing to use the word ‘phunk’ 

Einstürzende Neubauten: you’re gay but you dont want to come out since you hang out with the people who like all these other bands 

Throbbing Gristle: you’ve participated in the creation of at least one feminist zine

Combichrist: you’re in middle school 

Burzum - Varg Vikernes

NIN, London 1999

ngl i wanna play minecraft with kai anderson

WORKING ON A HIGH SCHOOL KAI X READER FIC NOW LOLLLL...<3