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“I will not set fire to myself, just to keep you warm.”

moodboards: salazar slytherin

“We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”

Slytherin: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have any money but I do have fists and am always angry.

yes, I’m actually one of those “I’ve been playing since Vanilla” people. Tis true. I was so pissed when they lowered the mount level to 20, when I had to bust my ass for so damn long to even afford one by level 40. haha

just vanilla things

add your own

doing the Wetlands run and dying 20+ times because there’s no boat to Stormwind from Teldrassil but you really want to play a night elf

running literally all the way to one end of Duskwood and back and hoping to god you don’t run into Stitches because he will beat your ass

also running all the way to one end of Stranglethorn and back

no mounts until level 40

not even being able to afford level 60 mounts

those level 60 night elf mounts that didn’t have the armor on them and I’m a fool for being excited when they got armor

literally anything involving the Onyxia quest chain including EVERY TIME someone triggered the event in the keep room and all of the guards turned into dragons

Naxx and Molten Core attunement quests

Cheating your way into places like underneath Stormwind and Ironforge and also the Ironforge airport and that place you always flew over in Wetlands on the flight path because NO FLYING

when you actually needed every single flight path and if you didn’t know one in between where you were and your destination you were screwed

I dinged level 60 killing the mobs outside of Karazhan before they were leveled up and Kara became a raid

Stormwind park? but also no Stormwind harbor and also the old Stormwind auction house 

that PvP building in SW was like a special kid’s club because only people with Knight ranking or some such higher could enter it

easily attainable PvP titles

old water textures

the pre-AQ event when you had to feed NPCs literally any crafting materials you owned 

boy anduin wrynn (oh how far we’ve come) and lady katrana prestor chilling next to each other in the keep 

no Malfurion in Darnassus it was just Tyrande (but also remember when Staghelm was in Darnassus too)

for some reason I miss those quests in Darkshore where you’d go down the coast and find the remains of turtles and huge sea thresher beasts and have to turn them in to an elf lady who I’m pretty sure died in Cata

having to go to your class trainer to actively learn spells every time you leveled up and sometimes you’d get lazy and not go but then you’d be weak AF and levels behind and learning new spells was just so exciting and rewarding

lockpicking (I remember digging up all the chests from around Sunken Temple and in Redridge Lake just to level up my lockpicking skill like it was basically a third profession)

weapon skills

EARNING REPUTATION WITH THE CENTAUR CLANS IN DESOLACE

This is one of my all time favorite quests. I was dying the first time I stumbled across it. :D 

I have never done this quest before and I am literally crying :,)

Net Neutrality isn’t an American problem. Its Global.

SO you’re in the UK like me. Or the EU in general. High speed internet is a ‘right’ here. We won’t be affected, right?

Right?

Wrong.

If you watch YouTube then you’re in for a world of hurt. Not only will American Youtubers have their uploads strangled, but their viewers will drop off at an alarming rate as people can’t afford the extra and the internet is too slow to watch videos and streams. Less views, less revenue, less money to pay bills.

Even International youtubers will go broke as their American audience drops off. Big Youtubers may still make a living, but everyone else will drop off the platform.

There are far bigger issues at steak here. Censorship, corruption etc, but if you’re reading this you watch YouTube.

Act now or lose it forever. Spread the word to all your fandoms.

Go protest.

https://www.battleforthenet.com

My husband: “All these movies have a really touching moment right before everyone gets murdered. Like it’s always the wife that dies. You never see it the other way around.” Me: “That’s because if the husband died you wouldn’t be left with a superhero. You’d have a super villain when the wife got her shit together.” My husband: *stares* Me: You know it’s true.

The only logical explanation I can think of for Santa, is that he’s actually a wizard in possession of a time-turner. I mean, if Arthur Weasley can enchant a Ford Anglia to fly, I’m sure Santa can figure out flying Reindeer. just sayin.

Can we all agree that spoiling a tv show for someone is not funny? I will legit kill you in my mind everytime I see you if you try to mess with the only nice thing I have in this ugly ass world.

I think the only reason why Dean Winchester is giving Castiel “the weird look” is because the Doctor told him to not blink in case of an angel.

“I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people.”

Ravenclaw: Haven't you ever heard of the phrase 'pick your battles'?

Slytherin: Yes.

Slytherin: I pick all of them.

My Slytherin Moments

So the other night at work this guy came up and asked my friend/coworker about her Hogwarts bracelet and what house she was in. She replied Gryffindor. After saying he’s also Gryffindor, he then asks our other friend and she says Ravenclaw. He completely ignores me and goes on to say “Good thing you guys aren’t in Slytherin! No one likes a Slytherin.” Not sure what possessed me at that moment, but I loudly said, “I’m Slytherin, Bitch!” Spent the next 3 days going “why the fuck did I say that to a customer?”

SLYTHERIN: “I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.” –Arthur Miller (John Proctor: The Crucible)

#Slytherin life

Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.

*Gryffindor and Slytherin arguing*

Gryffindor: Fuck you.

Slytherin: Later. Now listen here you little shit.

Story of my life.

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.