Genuinely Wild To Me When I Go To Someone's House And We Watch TV Or Listen To Music Or Something And

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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1 month ago

Hello, handsome

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4 months ago

”Every day, he’s got a new format!📞📺”

At least his head is immortal now

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8 months ago

It Was Cold Out On Those Cliffs, But It Was Well Worth The Discomfort

it was cold out on those cliffs, but it was well worth the discomfort

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anoodive

4 months ago

I'm constantly thinking about Bill Silas Birchtree Cipher's 100+ stolen Ciphertologist wives but also about Miss Iowa 1951.

Digital comic. A screenshot from The Book Of Bill in the top left corner says HI, IM HONEST SILAS BIRCHTREE, AND EVERYTHING I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS TRUE!
FIRST: I AM A LIVING HUMAN MAN AND NOT A CORPSE POSSESSED BY A DEMON.
SECOND: WHEN I WAS 3 I DEVELOPED CANCER OF THE FACE AND WAS HIT BY A TRAIN. DOCTORS SAID I WOULD NEVER JITTERBUG AGAIN! BUT USING THE SECRETS OF CIPHERTOLOGY, I FULLY HEALED MYSELF, MADE 1 MILLION DOLLARS, AND MARRIED MISS IOWA 1951 (ISNT SHE GORGEOUS?) MY SECRET ISN'T COMPLICATED—BUT IT IS GUARDED ONLY FOR THOSE SMART AND BRAVE ENOUGH TO SEEK IT OUT!

Panel one: A young woman in 1950s fashion holds hands with Silas Birchtree (who's being possessed by Bill and graying like a corpse). She says, "NOW THAT YOU HAVE A HUNDRED WIVES, YOU DON'T SEE ME AS JUST ANOTHER CONQUEST, DO YOU?" Silas says: "NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
Panel two: Silas turns away from her, smirking, and says, "CONQUESTS ARE A CHALLENGE." Behind him, the woman angrily lifts up a long kitchen knife.

And that's how Miss Iowa discovered her husband doesn't bleed.

I don't wanna claim some real woman married a corpse possessed by Bill Cipher so I made up a fictional Miss Iowa 1951. Her name's Mary.

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anoodive

11 months ago

hi this animation is kinda old but it got popular on tiktok so i want to reupload it here

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4 months ago

Love Cosplaying My Most Favorite Character

love cosplaying my most favorite character

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anoodive

8 months ago

sollux or Aranea graphics please ^-^

i've been waiting to be asked for sollux graphics oh my god.. insert that Mcdonalds big tooth emoji

Anyways, all stamps are F2U ,, creds to the ones who made these (cred 2 @/blinkees for the 1st sollux blinkie, divider by @/just-notso-magcialart anndd shiny/imvu buttons can be found here :D)

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anoodive

6 months ago

Part 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

part 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

took me quite long to draw :// i guess i could've just made this a sketch but im too ambitious and then i'm like. why did i do this. but then im like. hell yeah i did this. but im kinda tired. lol.

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