“Buck Naked” 🦌🚿

hello!! could you make matching davejade icons? the sillier the better

r they stupiddddd or smth /pos

”Every day, he’s got a new format!📞📺”

At least his head is immortal now

I'm constantly thinking about Bill Silas Birchtree Cipher's 100+ stolen Ciphertologist wives but also about Miss Iowa 1951.

And that's how Miss Iowa discovered her husband doesn't bleed.

I don't wanna claim some real woman married a corpse possessed by Bill Cipher so I made up a fictional Miss Iowa 1951. Her name's Mary.

indulging in cringy homestuck memes because i dont even know why

you cannot tell me that vriska doesn't wear the most gloopy clumpy five dollar CVS mascara and gritty grainy halloween drugstore lipstick ever made i refuse to believe she invests in good makeup. she's used the same tube of mascara for three sweeps and will continue to use it no matter how dry and sticky it gets. she doesn't even line her lips just slaps it right on no primer no gloss no chapstick at night. foundation? never heard of her. contouring? completely foreign. she's worn eye shadow only once and applied it with her fingers. meanwhile kanaya with her $32.99 moisturizing dark angel lipstick morphe x jaymes charls palette sephora primer foundation contour highlighter blush bronzer setting powder $50 brush set $20 liquid eyeliner two hour skincare routine is just sitting there like

basically what i'm saying is vriska Only wears mascara and lipstick and Nothing Else

Bow down to your Queen (Colored) by frankaraya