Anon-jims - Jim News

∆*yells in "where did all of you come from"* You folks are amazing, this blog hasn't even been here for that long?? Thank all you stars∆

Tԋҽ ʋσιԃ ɾҽʂιԃҽɳƚʂ. *They drop the Jims in a light patch.* Tɾყ ƚσ ʅҽαʋҽ, αɳԃ ყσυ'ʅʅ ϝαʅʅ υɳƈσυɳƈισυʂ.

"Void Residents? Who are-"

*CJ manages to land on their back, still curled protectively around his camera, RJ lands on his end*

"Ow-! Wait, unconcious? Why would we be-..Jim?"

*CJ hands over his camera to RJ, who's more than a little shocked to be actually holding it. CJ looks directly at the snake and begins to sign.*

°Ok you look here you vantablack worm, you aren't getting away clean with this. I don't care who you work for, especially if you're so wrapped around their fingers that they've got you doing their dirty work, all I care about is that you're out here, stealing people and bringing them to lose who they are. My name is Jim, my brother is Jim, and we'll get out of here one way or another.°

Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.

*NJ grabs a cup out of the cabinet as RJ nods and slides into the kitchen. The mug is handed over, coffee is poured, and the reporter calls over.*

"What do you take in it?"

"Hiya!"

°Oh- hello there!°

*RJ waves with a hand not occupied by a book.*

"Hi!"

*NJ gives a wave from the kitchen.*

°..I can sit down in a minute, but I do not want to sleep yet, thank you.°

°He glances around. Would you want tea or anything while you are?°

*Knocks on the door, a bunch of stuff in hand* CJ?

°*there’s the sounds of several locks being undone before the door opens. He’s there, and looking more than a little exhausted* Doc? Yeah come in he is in the living room- *he moves to leave a clear path, walking over to the matress on the floor*°

18, 19, 20, 24? -Neb

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

"Well, I don't sleep with any, but yeah I can still appreciate them. Soft, nice colors, they're like pillows but in more interesting shapes, you know?"

°Yes.°

¶Love? They're alright, but I'm not going out and buying any just for myself.¶

19. most important thing in your life?

°RJ.°

"CJ."

¶...I am assuming you mean like an object, so as far as sentimental value things go, probably a photo of us all at Point Pleasant.¶

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

¶Honestly? For those two to tell me what they're planning.¶

"Nintendo Switch. Everyone is yelling about Animal Crossing and I want to know why everyone likes it that much."

°Night Vision goggles. My camera works fine, but I would love some goggles.°

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

¶Rubik's cube or sit at the park when it's not crowded. It's nice I think.¶

"I read, usually. Some coffee mixed with hot cocoa, a good book, one of the extra soft blankets.."

°I make some tea, maybe watch something funny. I know it seems a little generic, but other than walking in the woods and finding that perfect spot, that's what I do. That or I grab the blankets before RJ does, have a little soft nest on the couch.°

"Ok, but are you ok?"

A shout comes from another part of the void. "̶H̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶J̶?̶ ̶M̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶r̶a̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶G̶o̶o̶g̶l̶e̶!̶"̶ - @anon-host

°Oh that's probably a good idea. He takes back his camera, glad to have it back, and begins to fiddle with the settings. He internally debates night vision vs flashlight, but he's reminded that apparently you pass out in the darkness, so flashlight it is. He checks the battery and winces, he saves up for quality cameras for a reason, but nothing has an immortal battery. He asks how bright Google could have his logo- maybe that could help?°

"He's working on it Host- but he's wondering if Google can make his logo any brighter? Maybe that might help in finding everyone?"

@anon-google

*the kitten sits next to RJ and selpt. they seemed sad that he's still asleep. out of boredom, he smacked his paw on his cheek* mew?

*he doesn't stir, but you get the fleeting image of an ally way filled with Eyes, floating in every shadow and peering from every corner. The image is gone as quickly as it comes.*

*the kitten purrs.* meow meow *he hops on the table and floats- HE'S FLOATING IN THE AIR!?!?!?*

°If there's such a thing as loud blinking, CJ is doing it. He's leaned back out of shock, not for the first time wishing he could just yell and get Jim over here. His eyes don't leave the kitten as he feels around his desk for the hand videocamera. He clicks it on and focuses it on the small cat.°

°Eyes and camera still trained on the cat, he gets up and slowly walks towards RJ.°

*CJ's shaking of RJ's shoulder drags him out of sleep, his startled reaction internal. He gives a bleary look around, confused and a little worried, but CJ points him in the direction of the kitten, the FLOATING kitten. It takes a second, but he pops out of bed, no sleep left in him, and stumbles only a little on the blankets in the process*

"Jim, please tell me you see this too"

°A slow nod. I don't know what's happening, Jim, but it's... Something.°

"I am both excited and very concerned"

°A valid reaction I think.°

For heck’s sake, youtube…

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