Ferrari Is Really Taking The ‘helping People Relate To Taylor Swift Songs’ Too Seriously Cause What

i swear if this is a brocesdes-esque film…

the insane amount of whiplash charles and carlos receive at ferrari is crazy. how you go from having both drivers on podium in monaco to neither finishing the race in canada is completely beyond me.

what in the brocedes was that, gracie abrams?!?!!?

prema racing is so silly

alpine is a fucking mess. each time I think it cannot possibly get worse it does.

here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:

disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.

Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.

do NOT hit me up. IM MOURNING

”i’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague”

maybe I do understand the religious appeal to ferrari, because there is something rather biblical about charles leclerc winning the 16th race at 16:16 with a pit stop on the 16th lap all while driving under the number 16

ferrari’s strategy cooking so hard that they are burning, they are alight on the pan, sizzling, grilling. they are actually so burnt that it would be futile to even try scrape their team off. JUST BUY A NEW PAN