Vaggie: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just...?
Alastor: Yes, I do. I think "Wow, that's brilliant, I should say that out loud." And then I do, and it's spectacular. It exceeds my expectations
commission for libert1e ! !
all the posts about megan fox and sabrina carpenter getting cheated on being in utter shock that this would happen to women like them. because they’re too beautiful and they’re exactly what men want and how could this happen? as if it has ever mattered whether you’re the perfect woman or not. men are now calling sidney sweeney and margot robbie “mid”. it’s a waste of your whole lives as women to try to reach their standards. they’ll want to fuck you one second and they’ll hate you the next, no matter how hard you try. looking beautiful to them means nothing.
Erm. senpai, I think I have a crush on you 👉👈, UwU tehehehehe. Anyway I ate your jambalaya 😎.
I am aware I am good looking but...what do you mean by "senpai"? However do keep your infatuation to yourself, dear. I do love my extremely avid fans...from a distance.
You...YOU ATE MY JAMBALAYA? YOU IMBECILE! It is a well established rule that no one enters my kitchen when I'm cooking up dinner. Especially when it concerns EATING my jambalaya.
When I find you, and I will, you'll pay for your heinous crime!
"it's not that deep" has become my activation phrase that awakens my suppressed urge to kill
my friends were talking about how alastor is younger than charlie, meaning that lucifer technically has beef with a child
so child 1 is pretending to be child 2's real dad
like a little brother pretending to be the big sister's caretaker
why is that so cute
i’m so so so so so so so fucking sick of “women with a time machine: hehe i’m ur granddaughter” “women’s bathrooms: omg can i borrow a lip gloss” “women playing games: omg i get to have a kitty so cute” and some “epic” or whatever male counterpart to the meme SHUT UP SHUT UP WHEN ARE WE GONNA STOP PRETENDING THERE ISNT CRAZY AMOUNTS OF UNDERLYING MISOGYNY IN “women: lame, monolith of femininity and shallow thought - men: awesome badass crazy” I HATE THAT THIS STUPID MEME FORMAT IS SO COMMON AND NO ONE PICKS UP ON HOW MUCH MODERN MEMES HATE WOMEN
Made a little something on slur reclamation.
I LITERALLY said there no libraries nor money for reading PLUS I literally feel headache from reading longer stuff and the older person immediately with an advice that JUST solves 1 out of the bigger issues in there and making me feel like I just don't want to.
I can't even read much fanfics I enjoy..
the way that when youre a young adult who is disabled/chronically ill older people often say things like
“just wait until youre my age”
“you young people are so soft now”
“when i was your age i wouldn’t have complained like this”
but when a child is disabled they consider it tragic, what do they think happens to disabled children do they not grow up to be disabled young adults? 😭
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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