It's Like When The Sidekick Character Trips On A Rock, Falls On Their Face But Immediately Gets Up Again

Musically Talented IX

I am clearly not done drawing him with a piano.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫

I just realized that I’ve never written about Alastor’s shadow before. Why? I don’t know, but what I do know is that the thought of him sending out his shadow to look after you is so endearing to me. Hell is a terrible place, and while you’re more than capable of defending yourself, the mere idea of anything befalling his precious little doe irks him. So, every time you go somewhere without him, his ears flick toward your direction—a subtle command his shadow knows all too well.

The best part is that you’re completely unaware of this, but that’s because Alastor purposely distracts you with a kiss as he gives his shadow the command. Thus, a twinge of confusion always falls over your features whenever you bump into an unsavory individual and receive a squeaked apology instead of a well-deserved curse. Everybody knows who your partner is, but to be equally as feared as him is a strange affair, albeit one that you wouldn’t trade for the world.

And neither would Alastor’s shadow, who follows you across Hell like an ecstatic puppy, tail wagging, and all. “Linger nearby,” he’s specifically told, but he purposely maintains a respectable distance from you because then, he can catch unsuspecting sinners by surprise. The high-pitched yelps, the horrified shrieks, the way even the largest of them cower underneath your small frame as he suddenly manifests behind you, he loves it just as much as his master loves you.

Reader: *trying to reach something on the top shelf* Alastor: *head tilt* "Do you need some help, my dear?" Reader: "Oh! Yes, please. I can't reach it-" Alastor: *moves desired object further away* "Does this help?" Reader: "uh- NO!?" Alastor: *moves it higher* "How about this?" Reader: "Alastor I am going to eat your kidneys give me the thing!" Alastor: "Hmmm.... How about-" Reader: *scuttles up onto his shoulders like a squirrel, takes the thing out of his hand and hops back onto the floor* "Thank, Mr. Step stool." *cheerfully trots off* Alastor: *eyes narrow* ".....Well played."

Twitter made me do it!

I imagined Keekee not liking him. I mean, just look at that face!

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Gossip Girls

I just talked with a male self-proclaimed feminist that believed you could buy consent and believed that pornography empowered women

I try to be optimistic and realistic but will we ever be free

all the posts about megan fox and sabrina carpenter getting cheated on being in utter shock that this would happen to women like them. because they’re too beautiful and they’re exactly what men want and how could this happen? as if it has ever mattered whether you’re the perfect woman or not. men are now calling sidney sweeney and margot robbie “mid”. it’s a waste of your whole lives as women to try to reach their standards. they’ll want to fuck you one second and they’ll hate you the next, no matter how hard you try. looking beautiful to them means nothing.

THIS

I'm a she/her woman BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS SUCH not over genitalia or anything

And no it wasn't much indoctrination either in my case because none of my parents cared what I preferred to play with as a kid as long as I had fun

And I get the thing to be still referred as she/her as a kid still but if I had a problem with that I'd voice it as a kid too. I never did and it wasn't because they wanted to call me a she/her and I was like "makes sense/I fear their judgment" (they tried to tell me to play with feminine things but I also refused and they didn't mind either nor get mad etc.)but because I felt 100% comfortable with the label. I was a rather vocal kid and teen who never let my parents decide for me no matter what

So basically..yes

Gender is NOT the genitalia

Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.