And of course, happy holidays as well!
As much as I enjoy the Christmas cheer and I suppose Charlie's never extending excitement for it, it gets rather dull, doesn't it? I must say personally Christmas is a time I dread. However, I hope you enjoyed it and your families didn't drive you too wild. Hah!
Charlie as always put up quite a show at the Hotel and I suppose, I enjoyed myself for once. Angel Dust insisted on singing Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt which is, of course, in character. Gift exchanging was quite interesting.
Lucifer as always, showered his darling Charlie in gifts (which I outdid by the way). Ah, the quality of the gifts is what matters which is what Lucifer has yet to realize. Even a singular incredible thoughtful gift can outdo all else. (It was the Heathers musical on tape directly from the Human World, if anyone was wondering. She hasn't even seen it yet!).
Niffty...well, I gave her cyanide! I'm sure she'll do right by it! Biochemical warfare should be quite fun in the hotel, hm?
I'm a wonderful gift giver aren't I! Don't be shy, compliments are welcome as always.
SORRY TO BE SO MUCH BUT THANK YOU
Hot take, but cis people have gender identities. They aren't the gender they identify as because of their genitalia or what their birth certificate says. They're only cis because they identify with a gender and it happens to match their government documentation. Cis men aren't men because they're "obviously" men for having a penis. They're men because they identify as men. It's the self-identification that dictates this, not any other factor, even for cis folks. And we should be framing it this way. A cis man identifies as a man and a cis woman identifies as a woman. There is no automatic or inherent gender.
My (late) contribution to Valentine’s Day 💕
how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny
Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
Sorry (im not) but telling women to feel like feminine men for your dumb fujoshi simping fantasy is literally forcing women to do shit to fit your narrative and not feminism. I don't identify as a feminine man and it's fine
Mysogyny and subtle "not all men" is now cool YAY /s
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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