Literally The Main Thing That Gets Me Down Sometimes About Not Having A Dick Is The Fact I Can’t Be

In the mood to make out for like 2 hours straight

Hey I should have unrestricted access to your neck for biting and kissing and sucking just btw

One month ago, a random thought hit me. My guitar teacher’s gf was expecting and i knew somehow it was gonna be a girl. She was born yesterday. Now my dumbass thinks i have psychic powers

The Beta Reader

by Caedmon

Crowley has written an autobiography and asked Aziraphale to be the beta reader. But is there more tucked between the pages than just a highly sensationalized version of events?

Words: 1390, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Declarations Of Love, Attempt at Humor

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36588898

How to not be Sherlock

~ Sherlock - The Reichenbach Fall (S02E03)

dead

tboys LOVE to tell their friends they're going to sleep then minutes later they're ass up face down panting into their mattress with their fingers knuckle deep inside their cunt:/

No shame in using the safeword (quitting a fic that doesnt do it)

i was thinking of when ppl accidentally end their call w "love you" when ordering pizza or smth and