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5 years ago

The Treasure of Jealousy [S.U.]

Request: jealous stanley x reader??

Requested by: @dogsandrocketsocks

A/N: I normally don’t accept requests with such little detail, but i’m desperate for IT requests and i’m hoping this lil’ imagine will help convince you all to send some in ;)

Word Count: 721

Please don’t plagiarize my work!

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Fucking Richie.

The boy might be one of his best friends, but god was he annoying Stan. Who did he think he was? Making you laugh like that. That was supposed to be his job. And what was with him taking up all your time? Stanley could barely get in a word between the two of you.

This was supposed to be just the two of you, how had the entire Loser’s Club been invited?

Oh, that’s right, because you’d invited them.

Stan doesn’t care if he looks childish sitting off from the rest with a frown on his lips. And he can barely even focus on trying to appear happy because every time he glances your way, all he sees is Richie and you laughing, talking, having fun when it was supposed to be you two laughing, talking and having fun.

Stanley quickly turns his head away, having been pulled from his thoughts, when he finds you looking back at him. With his arms resting on his lap, Stan turns his head to the right, pretending to gaze at something interesting. He notices, out of the corner of his eye, you stand up, mumbling something to Richie who nods before you start making your way over to him.

He continues to pretend to be distracted until you take a seat next to him, offering a small; “hey.”

Stan blinks, turning to you and feigns surprise; “oh, hey,” he nods. 

You nod, a moment of silence passing over the two of you, before Stan feels you scoot closer to him. Your shoulder gently bumps into his and it takes every bit of Stanley’s will power not to have some sort of reaction, keeping a neutral face as you lean forward, grabbing a stick off the ground and drawing mindless doodles into the gravel beneath your feet. “So,” you say eventually, voice hesitant at first. “Everything okay?”

“Yeah,” Stan laughs, it somewhat forced. “Why?”

You raise a brow at him. “Because for the last hour you’ve been sitting here, sulking.”

Stan scoffs, shaking his head. “I’m not scoffing,” he denies, rolling his eyes at you.

You only continue to look at him, brow arched. Stan feels himself grow hot with panic when you don’t relent, your gaze unable to ignore nor avoid. He sneaks glances out of the corner of his eye continuously, watching as you just continue to stare back at him. Then, eventually, he caves. “Okay,” he huffs, “maybe I was sulking. Just a little.”

Your expression softens then; “what’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

“Are we really going to do this again?”

Meeting your gaze, Stan sighs. He knows that you won’t relent until he says something, and he also knows that if anyone can tell when he’s lying, it’s you. He has no choice but to tell the truth.

“I just thought today was supposed to be us two.”

You blink at his words, surprised. Then, you let your eyes wander across his expression, noticing the hint of sadness in his gaze and the deep frown on his lips. You think back to the way his face had fallen when you’d showed up with Richie and Bill, and then the rest of the Loser’s had eventually just followed. It clicks then.

“You’re jealous.”

Stan’s face warms. “What!” He exclaims, laughing awkwardly afterwards. “N-No, i’m not. There’s no way i’m jealous. Definitely not. You’re crazy if you think…” There it is, that look. “Okay,” he sighs, shoulders falling. “I’m a little jealous.”

The smirk fades, feeling a little guilty. Biting your lip, you glance at your hands. “I’m sorry.”

Stan’s eyes widen. “No,” he suddenly exclaims, pulling your eyes on him. “It’s not your fault. No ones at fault. I’m just being stupid. I shouldn’t expect you not to hangout with our friends just because I wanted it to just be us–!”

Stan blinks, his eyes widening even further at the feeling of your lips against his own. It stuns him, nearly takes his breath away and he feels his shoulders grow rigid, cheeks warming. And just as he eases, the shock fading, you pull away, bashfully, your own cheeks warm.

“What… What was–”

“An apology,” you smile softly, somewhat nervously. “And, my way of telling you, I like you too.”

Stan should’ve told you he was jealous a long time ago.

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6 years ago

ATZ Reaction: Making out with them [Maknae line]

✘ Group || Ateez

✘ Genre || ??

✘ Warnings || Slightly Suggestive // badly written // implied Female

→ Request// Hey love can you do ateez reaction of making out with them maknae line @rocks123321 💜

ATZ Reaction: Making Out With Them [Maknae Line]

San:

Kisses with Him would be built off of Equal want all the time, he loves running his fingers through your hair or just massaging his fingers on any part of your skin that is exposed by itself heck,

even if you’re wearing clothes that fully cover you he still likes touching you, he’s the one who moans into the kiss more often but they’re quiet most of the time, he loves rubbing your thighs big or small exposed or not the most while you cup his cheeks gliding your fingers over his pretty cheekbones,

another place San likes to put his hands while kissing you are on yours arms caressing them up and down gently like he’s trying to keep you warm,

he loves to pull back slightly while kissing you just to make you chase his lips enjoying a needy you in front of him, kissing him is always sensual and thirst filled, electrifying!

Noses crushed together as your both lost in each others tastes, just the right amount of tongue is added ever do often when one needs are he enjoys it when you moan to him from the feeling of his lips giving him more confidence to keep going further

sucking your bottom lip from time to time before capturing both dreamingly once more a soothing feeling of a massage to both of your mouths everytime you both kiss.

ATZ Reaction: Making Out With Them [Maknae Line]

Mingi:

I feel he’d be very contrary to his rapper self you know the confident swag filled Mingi, you’d be the one to initiate these things most of the time because seeing him get a bit shy is a rare sight for you since he’s usually this outgoing beast rapper he’s in that mode more often than usual now

until it’s just that two of you and you’re craving a more intimate setting with him, he’s a little squirmy moving around even if you’re sitting on top of him,

his gummy smile would come out along with an eye smile when he realizes what’s going on, he likes holding your hands while you two kisses so that way you two are connected in two ways it’s rare that you don’t hold hands,

he likes grinning into kisses with you more often than not he’s like a child who is tasting their favorite candy only the tips of your tongues brush against each other slightly if the kiss becomes more passionate he’ll disconnect bringing one of his hands up to your cheek caressing it with back of his fingers,

you sometimes admire his arms veins because they’re a sight for sore eyes being visible enough,

he’s the one to lean back in reconnecting your lips, happily humming savoring your lips as they move smoothly against his paying both your bottom and top lip attention before capturing both at once.

ATZ Reaction: Making Out With Them [Maknae Line]

Wooyoung:

He’s all about pleasing you and him both when it comes to the two of you making out,

he likes when your hands running over his lower stomach no matter if they’re underneath his shirt or not both of your lips are slightly slippery against each others light smacking sounds as you both tonce. our best to find good angles to capture each others lips,

he’s easily turned on by intense kissing so however amount of tongue you’re willing to use if you are willing to use some he’s all for it he enjoys the knee weakening feeling he gets from kissing your lips both of your hearts go wild with every slow yet deeply felt motion of your lips on each others

when you’re both pushing back and forth against each others lips wanting the control and ability to make the other gasp for air

you guys could make out for a lengthy amount of time just never being quite filled up enough your lips slide against each others enjoying warmth yet coolness lost in each others love and affection for one another ,

kissing him leaves memories and feelings for days and it’s hard not to get carried away when a light peck is what you were aiming for but you end up breathlessly enjoying more develish lip locks indulged in a hard make out session .

ATZ Reaction: Making Out With Them [Maknae Line]

Jongo:

He doesn’t care who ‘leads’ or whatever just givs him kisses that’ll leave him questioning his sanity,

he likes when you link your fingers through the loops of his pants to bringing him closer or by the waiste bands, he like peppering kisses on your lips I think he’s mature and playful with making out like he’s the type to touch all over you playfully to make you laugh into the kisses that the two of you share

but also the kind of guy that likes firm makes out sessions with out that you cannot deny have so much passion love and care,

he’d love it if you let out a sigh of satisfaction into the kiss he’d want to know that you loved the moments plus he’d say something sassy best believe it but a compliment to your contagiously admirable lips would come behind it,

he’d thank god that his eyes were closed so you couldn’t see the dilated pupils of lust kissing him switches between rough and needy to playfully and innocently cheeky,

he likes when you cup his chin to gain more of lips so you could experience more of the texture and taste slowly disconnecting your lips sometimes but not long enough for you to catch most of your breath just drinking each others lips in.

ATZ Reaction: Making Out With Them [Maknae Line]

WR:Le ~ Requests are open 🖤 !

5 years ago

jealous!Steve hcs??

this has been done a million times but idc because i fucks with this concept!

there are two types of jealous steve: pouty, silent treatment jealous steve or over the top protective jealous steve

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5 years ago

I like that

FINN x READER

“So… why do you always kiss me on the neck and not my lips?”

It was movie night and you were cuddling with Finn on the couch. Finn had always realized that you would always kiss his neck instead of kissing his lips. Like seconds ago, he had given you a peck on your temple and you returned it by giving him a peck on his neck.

You turned to look at him with a confused face and turned back to the TV, sniggering at his question. You know why you always kiss his neck but didn’t think it was a big deal. “Because your neck’s the only place I can reach without having to look up. You’re too tall, it hurts my neck” you replied nonchalantly.

Finn smirked at your answer and rested his head on yours, pulling you closer, “hmm.. I like that” replied Finn.

You scoffed at his reply and pulled your head back away to look at him, scowling at him playfully. “Stop growing taller Finn! I mean, what did the doctor say? That you’ll reach 6″1? Oh please, just stay there will you. Give me a chance to grow taller” you said as you give him puppy eyes.

“PFFT nope. I want to grow taller babe” Finn replied with opened mouth and his hand placed on his chest pretending to be in utter disbelief at what you said.

You looked at him with your eyebrows pulled and your nose wrinkled. “Ok, fine. I guess I won’t be able to kiss you anymore. I mean, I’m not sure if my growth spurt are still there…? So.. yeah. Have fun growing taller Finn”

The boy just looked at you and laughed at your random answer. He pulled you a lot closer. “Oh babe please. I can do this” and Finn suddenly cupped your face and leaned in to give you a long~ soft kiss.

Finn had completely caught you off guard with the kiss. The kiss had made you blushed so red and Finn grinned so wide looking at your blushing face which was still cupped in his hands.

“Ok, I’d like that” you replied, blushing and smiling so widely.

6 years ago

say you love me

pairing; reader x ravn (oneus)

summary; this is a friends to lovers AU :) but both you and youngjo(ravn) are too shy to say anything.

REQUESTED;; I hope you enjoyed it and it’s like okAy

genre; fluff

warnings; none,,, uh but this is a bullet point writing hehe

Say You Love Me

you started to walk out of your room until you heard your phone bing

hoping it was youngjo you hurridly walked over to your bed and picked up your phone

sighing as you looked at the notification on your phone from Instagram

you then walked out of your room again, this time phone in hand and went to sit on your couch

as you sat down and picked up the TV remote your phone starting ringing

looking down at your phone to smile at the name that came up

“dork♡” which was indeed your bestfriend youngjo

you’ve had feelings for him for awhile but you didnt wanna ruin the friendship if he didnt feel the same way, which you knew he only saw you as his best friend

without thinking you picked up the phone quickly

“hey! I hope I didnt wake you up sleepy head,” he chuckled over the line

“no no, I’ve been up. why what’s up?” you asked as you smiled into the air

“I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out? we havent for awhile and I’ve missed you,” you could almost see his pout as he said that

“yeah of course, when?”

“wow not even I miss you back,” he teased you and laughed

“I miss you too dork,”

“you better,” he laughed again, “I’ll pick you up in 30 minutes?” he asked as you smiled once again

“yeah, I need to get ready anyways so, where are we gonna go?” you questioned

“you’ll see, anyways I’ll see you later!”

you hurridly got up and went to your room to get dressed

you picked up a hoodie and threw it over your messy bed head and grabbed some sweats and put them on

you grabbed a brush and brushed your hair

when you got done you went back into the living room and turned on some YouTube

about 20 minutes went by and you had a knock on your door

you went over and opened the door with a big smile

“hey!” he came in and squeezed you tight hug as he smiled

“hey dork” you responded as you pulled away from the hug

he took your hand in his and started walking down to the car

the way his hand felt in yours was amazing, his hand was soft and a little sweaty

you blushed and smiled as you continued walking

“okay okay, where are we going?” you questioned as you got into the passenger seat of his car

“you’re so impatient y/n,” he smiled as he said that, “you’ll see, it’s not that far away.”

after a few minutes his care came to a stop

“okayyy, we’re here!” he said excitedly

you got out of the car and looked around, it was the place you guys always went to

it was a nice secluded park around a woody area, there was a little pond in the middle (let’s uh pretend it’s not winternxnxnxnxn)

you two always went here when you wanted to talk and be alone

it was also beautiful, usually there were only a few people there but today there was only you two

he came over to your side and smiled

“I know you’ve been stressed lately with work and everything so I thought you needed a little time off.” he excitedly said as he started walking over to the pond

these were the little things that made you develope feelings for him

he was always such a sweetheart and caring

he always knew when you were stressed or sad, even just by a text message

he always found a way to make you laugh but then he was serious when he needed to be

you tried your best to keep in your tears as he looked at you

“oh no, what’s wrong? are you okay?” he asked as he turned around and hugged you

“no no I’m fine, I’m just happy. they’re happy tears,” you laughed as a little tear fell from the corner of your left eye

“oh good I thought you were sad,” he frowned as he pulled away

“you just make me so happy,” you said as you wiped your tear away and smiled

you guys walked over to the fountain that was going

it was quiet besides the the sound of water

“you know y/n, we’ve been friends for a long time,” he sighed as he mumbled, “and throughout this past year I’ve realized something.”

you looked over at him and smiled as you nodded

“yeah?” you asked quietly

“that I love you y/n,” he looked at his feet, “you’re an absolute sunshine and always know how to make me smile and make me feel amazing about myself.”

“youngjo,” you looked at him and smiled as you blushed, “I, love you too. I have for a long time..” you couldn’t manage to have anything else come out you were too flustered

“then will you do me an honour and be my girlfriend?” he looked over at you and took your hand in his

“of course, you dork.” you smiled at him

he leaned in and gave you a quick yet passionate kiss

his lips were a little chapped but soft anyways

you pulled away and looked into his eyes

“you have no idea how hard it’s been to keep this to myself,” he breathed out

“yes, I do. because it’s been hard for me top” you chuckled and smiled at him

5 years ago

Fast Learner (Ben Hardy x Reader) One Shot

Request: IN LOVE W UR BLOG 😻 I was wondering if you could do a super fluffy fic with Ben x reader, they work together on a movie (both mains) and she gets really nervous before their kissing scene together? And he notices and pulls her aside and she tells him she’s never kissed anyone before and she didn’t want to disappoint him and he just teachers her how to kiss in his trailer or smth and it’s just super cute and fluffy and wow 😭 I love soft Ben and I love you ❤️❤️

Warnings: Steamy kissing, bad words, not proofread.

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“I’ve wanted you since we were sixteen.” Ben stalked towards you, his words rolling off his tongue elegantly.

You stared out the window, refusing to look at him as he came up behind you, slowly. His hands found your upper arms. Your voice was stern. “You can’t always get what you want.” Ben chuckled darkly. “Sure you can, princess.” He trailed a lone fingertip down the slope of your neck and across your bare collarbones, stopping at the strap of your bra. You held your breath as he hooked his finger beneath it, pulling it off your shoulder to expose more of your chest. Smirking he pressed a chaste kiss to the spot where the strap had been. “You’ve just got to want it bad enough.” You turned to face him, catching his wrist to move it away from you. “You really think I’m just going to crumble at your feet the moment you decide you can use me?” Ben grinned wickedly, biting his lower lip as he backed you against the wall, his fingers hooking in the belt loops of your jeans. “Sweetheart…” He was so close now. You could feel the heat of his breath. Your mouth went dry as you stared up at him with big eyes. “I think we both know you crumbled at my feet a long time ago.” “Cut!” Your director shouted. A bell rang, and you heard the snap of a marker. Ben took a step back from you sheepishly, his cheeks going pink.

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6 years ago

focus on me — c. jongho.

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member — choi jongho x (neutral gender reader)

genre — fluff

au — college!au, badboy!au

word count — 1.04k words

warnings — n/a

synopsis — “in a room full of eight gorgeous boys, your eyes are fixated on this one boy, choi jongho like he was the only boy you could ever see.”

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6 years ago

60. “just shut up and kiss me.” | from my prompt list

[7:38 pm] youngjo drives you back home after taking you out on a date for the first time in a while, since he’s been busy preparing for his debut and with his promotions with oneus.

on the ride home, you keep asking him numerous questions about his life as an idol when suddenly he cuts you by stopping the car.

“just shut up and kiss me.” you’re a little taken aback by his sudden action but soon enough you giggle and shyly lean close to him and give him a peck on his lips, you’ve been longing for youngjo and you thank god you’re reminded of how his lips taste like.

you feel him smiling against your lips. his hands caress your cheeks delicately, his touch is something you’ve really missed.

both of you pull away. however, your noses still cutely bursh against each other.

“i’ve missed you madly, baby. i love you.” he takes a strand of your hair and tucks it behind your ear.

“i missed you too and i love you even more.” with that, youngjo takes your hand and interlocks it with his own before he continues driving.

5 years ago

Tickles and Kisses (Chris Evans x Reader)

Pairings: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Swearing (like 1 swear word), tickles

Request: HI!!! Can I request some Chris Evans Fluff? With some feet and belly kisses and nibbles and tickles? Please?

Request By: my beautiful friend @princess-evans-addict

Have you ever felt sad but you just couldn’t pin point what made you sad?  Well, this past week was one of those weeks.  You felt sad, somewhat depressed but you couldn’t figure out what was making you feel that way.  Work was stressful, so that could have definitely put you in an off mood. Chris, your boyfriend of a little over a year was also busy with photoshoots and press junkets, and you missed him dearly; that could have quite possibly been the problem too.  

Saturday afternoon, you found yourself curled up in your queen bed; very rare clouds darkening the sky. Your comforter making you feel like a butterfly still wrapped in a cocoon.  

You had already woken up that morning took a quick shower and had breakfast.  Scrolling through your phone, you tried to keep busy but you were just so damn tired.  Chris was at another photoshoot this morning; something for a magazine.  He mentioned he would come to your apartment afterwards but you felt like a nap might make you feel better.  

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5 years ago

Kissing and Cuddling and Touching — Brad Simpson ✿

prompt: the worst distraction just so happens to be the best… one with brown eyes and curly hair note: requested

If the critical value is… The margin of error is .2304 … Then the—

There was a gentle tug at your left earphone, pulling it from the curve of your ear and drawing your attention from the mess of textbooks and notebooks scattered about your bed.

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