If supernatural can have 15 seasons then Dead boy dectives can have two. So watch. Rewatch tell your friends. Watch it through a thousand times. END THE CANCELLATION STREAK
I blame my best friend for this F1 x reader rabbit hole I've gone down. đ
A female f1 driver who was featured in the barbie movie as the f1 driver. You could write about her scene and working with the Margot and Ryan lol, and how the grid reacts to it. Lanpd could be her bf or not if you don't want.
You don't have to absolutely write if it doesn't strike any inspiration and you obviously can write whatever you want you xoxo
pairing: f1 grid x reader
summary: redbull!reader does a cameo in the barbie movie
part of my âredbull!readerâ series
liked by alex_albon, landonorris, and 816,027 others!
yourusername: this barbie is a f1 driver! đ barbie is out now in theaters near you <33 (or not near you? idk where you lot live)
view comments below!
user1: yn is just hitting all these side quests because what?
user1: happy for her tho!
user2: is this what itâs like to be so rich that you can literally do whatever you want?
user3: YN CAMEO!!!!
user4: WE CHEERED
user5: omw to see barbie now
landonorris: i know where you live
user6: can someone tell me her part in the movie? my parents wonât let me see it đ
user7: sheâs a f1 driver barbie, and sheâs gets into a relationship with f1 driver ken (played by glen powell) throughout the movie you could see like snippets of them going from friends to bf and gf!! you could probably find some clips on youtube or something :)
user6: thank you <33
user7: GLEN POWELL????
user8: THE CAPYBARA GUY???
charles_leclerc: i can be your ken đ
yourusername: no thank you i already have my glen ken!
charles_leclerc: but he canât drive a REAL f1 car
yourusername: i can teach him
charles_leclerc: FINE
charles_leclerc: BE LIKE THAT THEN
charles_leclerc: I DONT CARE
charles_leclerc: GOSH
glenpowell: i would like to make it very clear that i have no interest in learning how to drive a f1 car!
charles_leclerc: NO ONE CARES GLEN
user9: i love when yn posts because i just know the comments are going to be filled with the drivers acting like they have no decorum
landonorris: i know where you live
alex_albon: movie night?
maxverstappen1: i already watched it
georgerussell63: we knowâŠwe all saw the picture of you decked out in pink at the movie theater
user10: LMAO
user11: it makes so much sense that the first time we see max in pink is when heâs supporting yn
lewishamilton: so excited to see it! đ©·
yourusername: love you đ
charles_leclerc: I LOVE YOU TOO YN
maxverstappen1: i want love
alex_albon: canât remember the last time you said that to meâŠsighâŠ
georgerussell63: love me next?
oscarpiastri: playing favorites i see đ€š
landonorris: i love you too đ„°
user12: bring back shame
user13: their desperation makes me sick
oscarpiastri: i guess ill watch barbie now
yourusername: why are you pretending like you werenât the first to ask me for spoilers?
oscarpiastri: no clue what youâre talking about???
yourusername: mhm sure osc sure
user14: osc đ„č
landonorris: i know where you live
yourusername: what is wrong with you?
landonorris: iâm outside your door
user15: itâs official, lando is killing yn so he can win more races
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notes: thank you for requesting!! hope you donât mind i used this for my redbull!reader au :)
Crispin: and where were you when the Prince was murdered?
Ser Arryk: not fucking the Queen thatâs where
Description: During your Uncle Robert's Royal Procession, you find yourself enraptured with Ned Starks' bastard son. While Jon has never dreamed so vividly until your arrival, a thread seems to exist between you and him, pulling you together. Luckily for you both, your father Tyrion sees the need for a sworn sword in his beloved daughter's life.
You should know better, truly you should, but youâve always had a weakness for pitiful-looking creatures, or at least thatâs what your father has always said. He stands a pace ahead of you, watching as your uncle, the King Robert, embraces Lord Ned Stark with a boyish joy you have never seen in your uncle. Your Aunt Cersei stands to the side of them, smiling politely at the Lady Catelyn Stark, Joffery all but hanging from her skirts, demanding attention. Usually, you would scowl at the back of the boyâs head, but the sight of Ned Starkâs bastard son has you quite distracted.
He is pitiful, even his name, Jon, itâs so common, so often used it cannot differentiate him from others. He stands stiffly, with gray eyes so dark they almost seem black set beneath thick brows. He has curly dark hair that frames his face, an unchanging frown upon his face, and his hands clasp and unclasp nervously as he watches the mingling of your two families. Jonâs dressed like all the other Starks, but somehow lesser, as if he has chosen only the drabbest of colors in an effort to blend into the dreary landscape. Thereâs a solemn softness to him that intrigues you. What secrets does he keep? Why does he look so mired in grief? He notices your gaze, and his face tints pink as he ducks his head further into the fur collar of his cloak. You bite back a laugh, for a moment he looked like a turtle.
The boy beside him, Robb, stands an inch or so taller with cornflower blue eyes, and auburn hair. The clear son of Lady Catelyn radiates confidence, nearly bordering on arrogance, as he surveys the servants unloading your familyâs belongings from the wheelhouses. Beside him stands a boy whose arrogance you wouldnât mistake for confidence, even if you were less astute than you are. But the arrogance rings false, you can see the cracks in his bravado, the insecurity leaking from every pore. Itâs in the way he hovers so close to Robb, as if he fears to be away from him would be his undoing. This one you know inside and out; your father had drilled you on everyone you were going to meet before you even stepped foot outside Kingâs Landing.
Theon Greyjoy, last surviving son of Balon Greyjoy, a war prisoner disguised as a ward, the closest companion to Robb Stark, both accepted and held at a distance, Lord Starkâs sword an ever-looming threat should his father ever revolt once more. Theon has eyes like the sea and tousled hair the color reminiscent of the mahogany desk in your fatherâs study. He is lankier than the other two, hungrier, and when your eyes meet his, he winks. You resist the urge to wrinkle your nose in response, you were a lady, a Lannister, you were not so easily swayed. Theon is handsome, but if your fatherâs reports were true, he spent much of his time in brothels. The tactics that worked there would not work on you.
âAnd this is my eldest daughter, Sansa.â Lord Stark says, motioning to a girl that was perhaps two or so years younger than you. She is beautiful, with fiery red hair, eyes like Robbâs, and high, graceful cheekbones. She curtsies with the air of a Southern lady, and smiles when you do the same. This is who you are meant to befriend, and it does not seem it will be too difficult, Sansaâs eyes eagerly drink in every aspect of your being, as if she wishes to glen all she can of Southern life before it is ripped away from her.
âShe is as beautiful as her mother.â Your father says, giving her then Lady Catelyn a smile.
They both thank him, Lady Catelyn beaming at the praise, while you notice Sansaâs cheeks flush with color. She is easily flattered; you must remember that.
âAllow me to introduce my own daughter, Y/N Lannister.â Your father introduces you, putting emphasis on your surname, the very fact that you have one. You are not a bastard, no matter what awful Joffrey likes to say. Your mother and father had married in secret, she died giving birth to you, it was tragic and left your father quite saddened, but you were not a bastard.
Your eyes dart back to Jon taking him in subtlety. You wish to see him blush again, but you will not make your actions so easily observed.
âIt is too cold, why must we stand here all day?â Joffrey whines, crossing his arms over his chest and stomping his foot resoundingly.
Your aunt fusses over him, and Lord Stark leads you all inside, talking jovially with your uncle as you hurry to catch up with your father.
It is loud in the Great Hall of Winterfell, made of gray stone and smelling of smoke, meat, and a hint of dog, which you must assume is from the Direwolves. It is well lit and filled with people, all enjoying the bountiful feast set before them on long wooden tables. Youâre seated away from your father, something you despise. He is closer to your Uncle Jaime, nearer to the King and Lord Stark, while you have been seated with the other children. It has only been you and your father for so very long, a part of you feels anxious to be separated from him, but you are a Lannister, if you cannot charm the strangers around you then can you truly call yourself such?
âWill you tell me more of Kingâs Landing, Lady y/n?â Sansa asks, looking enraptured by the mere thought of it. She is dressed in a gown of blue silk, her fur lined cloak on the back of her chair, her hair done up in a style youâre quite familiar with. She is very beautiful, and you spot many men staring at her, one of them being Theon who is seated at the lower tables. You catch his eye and smile knowingly. In response, he scowls and ducks his head.
You must mention this observation to your father.
You smile and return your attention to Sansa, regaling her with tales of festivals and feasts, of tourneys and services in the Great Sept. Her siblings either listen as well or turn their attention elsewhere, which you donât mind. They are not who you are here to befriend.
Sansa sighs dreamily and turns her gaze to Joffrey, who is seated next to his mother further up the table and is staring down at his food as if it has offended him. âAnd what of Joffrey? Surely you must be close?â
Your cousin, and closest companion, Myrcella snorts into her drink, and you shoot her a look. Myrcella was meant to be sitting next to Joffrey but had convinced someone to switch with her so that she could be next to you.
âJoffrey is aâŠspirited boy, he has manyâŠpassions.â You say carefully, running your finger along the rim of your glass.
Your father suspects Robert will wish to wed Sansa and Joffrey. Itâs a strategic match, but your cousin is a horrible bully, you have marks hidden beneath your sleeves to prove your words, and you do not wish to see innocent Sansa suffer in such a way. True, you have not spent much time with her, but she has been warm and welcoming, her innocence shining through like the sun on a spring day.
âDoes he enjoy tourneys? I have heard the King was quite the warrior, he and father fought together.â Sansa continues, resting her chin in her hand.
You smooth out the nonexistent wrinkles in your skirts. âJoffrey has not competed in any tourneys quite yet, Lady Sansa, he is too young.â
âHe is three and ten, is he not? Most squire by one and ten, why has he not been sent to one of your bannermen like his uncle?â Robb says, taking a long drink from his glass.
âMy mother does not wish for him to get injured; he is heir to the throne, after all.â Myrcella chimes in, saving you from coming up with another excuse for why Joffrey has not been allowed to leave Kingâs Landing.
Sansa nods and gazes longingly at Joffrey once more. âThat seems most wise, what a dutiful mother Queen Cersei is.â
âWhere is your mother, Lady y/n? I did not see anyone else arrive.â Bran, one of the younger Starks asks, his round innocent face not dulling the sting of his words at all.
Myrcella takes your hand under the tables and squeezes it. She has been privy to the nights of crying, of mourning the mother you would never know.
âBran, that is not polite.â Sansa hisses.
You shake your head, a soft smile on your face. âMy mother died giving birth to me, but I am told she held me in her arms before the Stranger came for her, that she named me and spoke of how dearly she loved me.â
Bran makes a soft noise of apology, and the conversation lulls, until finally you have finished your meal and are free to retire to your chambers.
You wave off any offer to escort you, telling them all you wish to admire the architecture of Winterfell in solitude.
Itâs not wholly a lie, though you cannot say you ever wish to be alone , you enjoy the company of others, are invigorated by it, but tonight feels different. Perhaps it is the mention of your mother, or the false face Joffrey is putting on for the Starks and their bannermen, the sound of his laughter ringing about the hall. You wander the halls of Winterfell with a faint knowledge of where the guest chambers lie, when you find yourself approaching the training yard. The night is quiet, snow falling gently, the brisk air seizes your lungs, purifying them with an icy chill.
You are not alone, the thud of blunt metal upon wood, the sounds of exertion, the turn of boots in snow covered dirt. You slowly move towards the sound, knowing your father will scold you later for such carelessness. There are countless people here, and you cannot be assured they all wish you well.
Jon Snow, the ever so distracting bastard, stands in the middle of the yard, training alone, the moonlight shining down on him, making his pale skin glisten. You rest your hand on the stone archway, one foot on the dirt, the other still firmly planted on the stone. You should leave him alone, you know it, but youâre mesmerized by the sight, the tension in his muscles, the expanse of his back, the strength in his arms. He is a little older than you, six and ten to your five and ten, both old enough to be married, yet both remaining unbetrothed.
There had been offers for your hand, even though you were the impâs child, and many wondered if you would sire broken children, if you would pass on your fatherâs curse. But for the gold that backed your name many were willing to risk it. You didnât like your suitors, they were too brash, too lewd, too old, or simply just not right.
Jon stops and lifts his tunic to wipe the sweat from his brow. His stomach is toned, his skin mostly smooth, though there are some faded scars.
Yes, they were simply not right, they did not look like that.
You feel heat rise to your cheeks and you avert your eyes. What were you, a child? A lovesick maid? You have spent no more than mere minutes in his presence, and already you are lusting after him like some silk street whore? It must be the chill that is muddling your mind, yes, the chill. Not the kindness that you saw within him as he played with Arya and Bran in the courtyard earlier in the day. Or the way he stood stiff lipped while Joffrey threw barbed insults at him as he passed him in the hall, or the stack of novels you had overheard the maester say were to be set aside for him. Merely the chill. The chill and the flights of fancy all young girls are prone to.
With that in mind, you wait until he has returned his tunic to its rightful place and step fully into the snow.
He turns on his heel, weapon at the ready. He is perceptive, you note, good reflexes, excellent hearing, fine form, carved from marble, glowing like a god in the moonlight.
Gods y/n, pull yourself together.
âMy apologies, I did not mean to startle you.â You say, wrapping your cloak tighter around you. It is thin, far too thin to wear in the chill of night.
Jon lowers his sword. âLady Lannister, why are you not inside at the feast? Are you lost?â
âYes.â You lie, batting your eyelashes at him, crafting your expression into one of helplessness. âI wished to return to my chamber, but I lost my way.â
Jon stows his sword and retrieves his cloak from a nearby rack. âI will escort you, if you do not take offense?â
You tilt your head in faux confusion. âWhy would I take offense?â
He shuffles his feet and busies himself with his cloak. âYou are a lady of a great house, and I amâŠâ He lets the unspoken words hang in the air, and you have the grace to act surprised.
âOh, yes, right, you are a Snow.â You say, taking a step towards him and extending your hand, waiting to set it on his arm. âWell, I care not if you are a Stark or a Snow, I am sure you are more than capable of escorting me to the guest chambers of your home.â
He ducks his head, that delightful blush returning to his cheeks, and he holds out his arm for you.
You take it gratefully, allowing him to guide you back towards the way you came. The wind blows through the yard as you walk and cuts straight through your thin cloak, a shiver shooting down your spine.
Before you can blink, Jon has draped his cloak over you, clasping it shut with a surprising boldness. âIt is far too cold for such a thin cloak; you must remember to wear your furs if you find yourself wandering out here once more.â
You look up at him through your lashes, your heart skipping a beat at the proximity between you and him, the depth of his dark eyes. âAnd if I were to wander out here againâŠmight I be able to count on you to escort me? I must confess I find the halls of Winterfell quite confusing.â
He lingers for a moment, drinking you in, his head nodding almost imperceptibly, then he wrenches himself away, his gaze set forward. âAnyone in Winterfell would be more than able to escort you, My Lady.â
You nod, feeling the sting of rejection. Itâs no matter, this is only the first night, thereâs still plenty of time.
Yes I used a Hozier line bc it's perfect for the vibe of this fic
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Weekly art 17: FLowers
This weekly art is a little different, over the past week a lot has happened and due to the wildfire, to deal with all the confusing, stressful and overwhelming emotions, I decided to paint flowers to calm my soul.
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