Ships In The Neil Gaiman Universe Are So Funny To Me Because You Have

Monty (flirting): So, I heard you like books.

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Cat King (flirting): So, I heard you like your best friend.

Neil Gaiman is working his Magic

Are you kidding me? Red collar? Really?

And a bow tie? Oh, guys, cmon!!!

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

old gods are waking

‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

Finding this information has single handly crushed any hope of me finding love not because it exists this is proof that it does but because i don't think i could find someone who loved me like those engineers loved oppy.

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

I just want a season 2

#renew dead boy detectives