Johnny "Soap" Mactavish Is The Kind Of Dad Who Throws Your Kids Around For Fun, Tossing Them Into The

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish is the kind of dad who throws your kids around for fun, tossing them into the air and catching them just to hear their infectious laughter, ignoring the worrisome protests that you call out from the kitchen when they get a little too high.

Captain John Price is the kind of dad who convinces your children to ask you for pizza for dinner, acting all surprised when you tell him to call the local pizza place, eyebrows rising with "What's the occasion?" despite the obvious grin that his plan worked. You aren't fooled.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick is the kind of dad who chases your kids around with a nerf gun, relentlessly pelting them with styrofoam bullets and ganging up on your oldest son with your youngest daughter. Waits behind the front door for your son to get home from school and immediately fires on him.

Simon "Ghost" Riley is the kind of dad who holds your toddlers like footballs, your daughter tucked sideways under his arm and dangling your son by his ankle. "Found these mice sniffin' 'round the cookie tin." He says with a deadpan expression, but you don't miss the way his mouth twitches when they giggle and shriek.

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andradaveselu

7 months ago

Mining and crafting

andradaveselu - questionable love interests

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andradaveselu

1 year ago

Buggy's icons.

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andradaveselu

1 year ago

I'm actually crying

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5 months ago

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andradaveselu

5 months ago

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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andradaveselu

1 year ago

Im not picky when it comes to height, but somehow all my husbandos are 7 ft smh

How tall is your moon compared to the average Teen?

,,,tal

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