Girl Help, I’m Trapped In The Wizard Maze After I Spent An Hour Trying To Escape And I’m Contemplating

Society needs more intimate and ritualized violence. If you get elected mayor you should have to eat a horse heart. It could be symbolic of your duty or some shit. You gotta do it at the community barbeque where all your constituents can see.

Microdosing on violence by grabbing the biggest knife I can find to cut my vegetables with

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

Glowing bones: sexy or a personal problem?

I am staring disrespectfully

Wanna drink absinth with me?