The Explosion Community Is Dying Btw. Reblog To Blow Up The Person You're Reblogging This From

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

"Fuck you, my child is fine"

your child is bingewatching every movie dean has referenced

#this is how i want the news delivered

Sasuke but from New York

i get so scared. and i get scared again. yuo are never gonna calm me down. i get so scared. and i get scared again. you are never gonna calm me down. i drink a nervous drink. i drink a frightened drink. i drink an anxious drink, i drink a scary drink. i fear the scares that remind me of the scary times. i fear the scares that remind me of the horror times

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem