We Would Make Some Really Good Porn

We’re in the bloody final, the shirt worked. Who’s down to trade sexual favours to celebrate? 👀

Haven’t bought an England shirt for quite some time, but I don’t think you’d know it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Haven’t bought an England shirt for quite some time, but I don’t think you’d know it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Shoulders are built for sinking your teeth into

What can we expect from your only fans?

Where my fellow Brits at?? Get your arse down to your local polling station and put a little kiss next to the candidate you want and they will literally return the favour. Unfortunately I’m not running, so you’ll have to choose someone else. Make your vote count! ✏️🇬🇧

I’m not a porn blog I’m just horny a lot

I dunno, here’s a crappy mirror selfie