Mermaid AU? 👀

You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care. They don't give a shit. The whole series, ADAM is making ominous biblical lusty threats towards Langa and Langa is NEVER paying attention, Reki is too busy having a mental crisis/coming of age moment to pay attention to the guy that literally beats the shit out of him, but at no point are they like 'maybe we are being treated in an odd way' or 'maybe we should find out more about Adam' because they don't give a shit.

They never approach Joe and Cherry like 'we need to know the TRUTH about Adam' because they're too busy dapping each other up in an abandoned skate park. Reki gets hit by a car by someone connected to Adam and when Snake goes projecting all his issues he's like 'okay whatever, unrelatable'. Langa brings up 'I wonder why Adam skates' ONE TIME, and they're like 'it's probably because he enjoys it, no other possible reason'. They don't care about his shady past with Cherry and Joe. They don't care that he's a politician. They simply have two priorities and it's each other and skating.

It's so funny to me that they're THIS apathetic to the main antagonist. Himbo's wish they could be this dumb.

trying

GOD I LOVE JOE. Kojiro Nanjo the man that you are. Nr 1 housewife and nr 1 whore. Won nationals in yearning for your best friend 9 years in a row and “dad of the year” for the stupidest 3 dipshit teenagers to ever grace japanese soil. So buff when he kicks off a fucking cliffside the cliff starts crying for mama. Toxic masculinity is scared of HIM. Joe babes i’d say hmu but youre so intensely in love with your best friend I’d feel rude for even asking.

H,,,hello??

My 13th sketchbook is done

Gender affirming surgery that gives you a tail

I’m at my fucking limit. I’m going to snap

To change things up, instead of ancap shitboy Dream who wears suits to school, imagine a different Dream in high school, a Dream who wears pastel hoodies and cuffed jeans, who’s hair is always messy, president of the GSA and captain of the frisbee golf team, who organized a student protest when the school board voted to cut funding for breakfast programs. 

Social Justice uwu Dream argues with his English teacher that Animal Farm is anti socialist propaganda, and with his history teacher that their textbook doesn’t call Columbus a liar and a murderer. He claims he’s of Native descent when the lel kek kid in class tells him to stop being triggered. Dream gets sent to the principal’s office for calling the health teacher a cisnormative endosexnormative bitch. 

Radicool Leftist Dream fully simps for his college aged neighbor George who’s like an anarchist and an art major, constantly vapes/does edibles, wears eyeliner and paints his nails, and only wears turtlenecks. Dream seethes in jealousy as he looks out his window at all the older buff guys George brings home. Dream is hopelessly in love with cool edgy older ancom George, even though they’ve spoken like once.

Bernie Baby Dream is best friends with Sapnap, who is a miku binder transgender otherkin furry Maoist who’s into vore. Together they troll twitter accounts that are pro Biden/Harris and also share their self insert OC fanart of the anime they watch. Sapnap also calls Dream sempai unironically and is also in love with Dream but can never let him know since Dream is so loudly in love with George. Sapnap writes shitty fanfiction where he and Dream are boyfriends.

dood of a couple of gals in hoodies

hehehehehe Mingus,,,

many thanks to @amorphous-v01d for the vision