So My Dad Went Boating And He Sent Me This Video…😂

The Laurens Interlude

Eliza: Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina.

Alexander: It's from John Laurens, I'll read it later.

Me:

Eliza:

Me: *ugly sobbing* NO IT'S NOT!!!

Eliza: *in song* *slightly calmer* No, it's not.

reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:

if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people

ah urban dictionary, you do complete me

What Hamilton Taught Me

When the revolutionary war started and ended

How to count to ten in French

Who Alexander Hamilton even is

Being the older sister is hard

Lafayette was the real MVP

If your man don’t treat you right burn the stuff he gave you

Things don’t go very well if you wait for it

When the French Revolution started and why

How the French and American revolutions were connected

You can write your way out of anything if you try hard enough

I will never be as successful as Alexander Hamilton

I will also never have the motivation to write like I’m running out of time

Who the ambassador of France was in seventeen se-se-seventeen se-se-seventeen, seventeen eighty nine

Don’t assume anyone is “truly a man of honor” because you’ll probably die

Actually just don’t duel. Like, ever.

Washington: Hamilton, how is your apology to Jefferson coming?

Hamilton: I’ve been working on a letter to send him.

Washington: Yes. I saw a draft of it on your desk.

Hamilton: What did you think?

Washington: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.

unusual(ish) asks <3

who’s your celebrity crush?

are you single or taken?

rant. just do it

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

how many accounts do you have?

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

how many accounts do you follow?

favorite brand of clothing?

name a dog

what unusual talent do you have?

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

ever prank called a store?

what’s your coffee order?

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

google the top song from the year you were born

rant about your favorite musician 

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

describe your blog in 3-5 words

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

can you dance? sing?

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

crowds or small groups?

how long before a trip do you pack?

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

how old do you get mistaken for?

what do you think about a lot

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

what does home mean to you?

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!

Madison: Thomas, we are engaged-

Thomas: Oh my god, we are? This is so exciting! Okay so for the wedding I was thinking-

Madison: In a battle for our nation's very soul.

Thomas: Ah, less exciting

Me: I think my obsession with Joji has finally calmed down, I’m starting to enjoy other things as well!

Joji: *does literally anything*

Me:

Alexander Hammerpants. My name is Alexander Hammerpants. And there's a million ways that I can dance. I'm too legit. Too legit...