Sonny: living in new york since i was a kid means i've developed really thick skin.
Benny: mint green doesn't suit you
Sonny: mint green brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU MOTHER-
Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?
Me: *flopping on desk*
Teacher: ...
Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
time: dawn guns: drawn you’re: on
This is probably my favorite paragraph I’ve ever read.
NOOOOO DONT HURT ME LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
what the heck did you do…
Me, every single day.
fifty days of hamilcast: day seven
Awww, that's so cute!!!
Madison: He’s very attractive-
Jefferson: A-are you saying you think Burr is hotter than me?!
Madison, patting his back: no hunny <3
Eliza: Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina.
Alexander: It's from John Laurens, I'll read it later.
Me:
Eliza:
Me: *ugly sobbing* NO IT'S NOT!!!
Eliza: *in song* *slightly calmer* No, it's not.
im erasing myself from the narrative im erasing myself from the im erasing myself from im erasing myself im erasing im im going im going to im going to murder im going to murder alexander