The Risk I Took Was Calculated But Man, Am I Bad At Math.

lafayette: laurens, what drew you to hamilton initially?

laurens: he was a...light skinneded, caribbean immigrant, long hair, bastard and a writer like whoa

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °  ) well iii heard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  ) you got a special someone on the side burr

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )  what’re you tryna hide burr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )

alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR

aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god

Alexander Hamilton: *destroys literally the entire U.S. government*

Washington: Hey little homie don't get so upset

Actually true

Which Lin-Manuel Miranda musical to listen to based on how you want to feel

Happy and warm: In the Heights

Excited and pumped: Hamilton, Act 1

Sad and inspired: Hamilton, Act 2

Angry and dissatisfied: 21 Chump Street

Why does this sound like Animal Crossing?

Me: hey tell me a story!

Big old squirrel: *pulls a thousand dollars out of its ass and hands it to me.* here you go! I think you’re just spectacular :)

Me: that’s not a Fucking story

Hamilton: I catch a glimpse of the other side… Laurens leads a soldiers chorus on the other side.

Hamilton: They’re off-key… It sounds terrible… My ears are bleeding.

Angelica: I do have feelings for you.

Jefferson: You do?

Angelica: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.