@_robertdnero: Cute moment between Jasmine Cephas and Anthony Ramos of #hamilton
Matching lock screens for you and your favorite Hamilton bestie.
Washington On Your Side might not seem like the most obvious hype song but lemme tell you when that “SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS” hits I’m ready to kill a man in a duel at dawn in Weehawken
Eliza: Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina.
Alexander: It's from John Laurens, I'll read it later.
Me:
Eliza:
Me: *ugly sobbing* NO IT'S NOT!!!
Eliza: *in song* *slightly calmer* No, it's not.
Tell your president if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him.
Alexander Hamilton, about John Adams (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
Jefferson: please no one wants to see your legs
Hamilton: you keep it up and for every insult I’m gonna roll up my pant legs and by the end of this encounter I’ll be wearing booty shorts
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
*In the Fraunces Tavern*
Hamilton: *talking to Herc* PAY THE FUCKING BAR TAB!
Hercules: Chill
*Writing to congress*
Hamilton: *Writing to congress* PAY YOUR FUCKING ARMY!
Washington: Chill
*At the battle of Yorktown*
Hamilton: *yelling at the redcoats* PAY THE FUCKING PRICE
Lafayette: Chill
*At the cabinet battle*
Alexander: *debating with Thomas* PAY YOUR FUCKING SLAVES
Jefferson: Chill
*during the whiskey rebellion*
Washington: Alexander…
Hamilton: Yes sir?
Washington: Nows the time.
Hamilton: *takes deep breath* PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!!!
Benny: Honk your horn if you want it!
Me: *honks aggressively*