Laurens: I've seen wonders great and small
Hamilton: *in thoughts* like this dick 😏
Matching lock screens for you and your favorite Hamilton bestie.
Peggy: I like my man like I like my coffee
Eliza: I thought you didn't like coffee?
Peggy: *sliding sunglasses up her nose* Exactly
is this an in the heights reference
2014 (x) vs. 2016 (x)
Cue the Maxian fan girls
its like Papaw but a million times worse
Jefferson: Look, Hamilton. I want to apologize for everything I said. For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.
Hamilton: No you don’t.
Jefferson: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter
Alex: I can and I will
Burr: You can, but you shouldn't
Trump’s son’s reaction during a part of Donald Trump’s Victory Speech