These Are The Comebacks I Like To See

who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

I've absolutely never left the Fandom but my best friend read the first couple books in middle school and introduced them to her older sister. Her older sister proceeded to talk about the series nonstop and spoil the entire series for her and it completely turned my friend off from PJO.

However, I also talk about it a lot. I try not to but things like the casting for Percy I get excited about??? Anyway, she decided to reread the series now.

Everyone keeps talking about how they’re “returning” to being a PJO fan and I’m like??? I never left?

I hope Felix doesn't snap away any of his sentimonsters in the next season. I want him to just end up with an orphanage of sentimonsters all made by him. I want Felix mourning over his red moon senti that he had to murder in cold blood. I want it to haunt him.

Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.

The absolute FEAR on his face

music can’t save you from this one, luka

(LISTEN to me, zag. LISTEN to me. this is a JOKE. this is a CRACK prediction of where season 4 is headed. this isn’t an ACTUAL prediction. you hear me? this isn’t… ACTUALLY what i think is going to happen. because it wont. …right? right????)

Anonymous asked: Wait, I signed up for a trans kid when I decided to become pregnant? Are you joking or are you really that crazy?

Hey there, 

I’m not joking at all and I don’t really see how this would be a laughing matter to you. 

Yes, you signed up for a trans kid. And while we are at it, you also signed up for a disabled kid. Autistic kid. Gay kid. A kid who doesn’’t look like you. A deaf kid. A kid who will have interests that don’t match up with yours at all. You signed up for a shy kid and a loud kid and a kid who wets the bed and a sick kid.  

That’s the beauty, the miracle of parenthood, don’t you agree? You decide to care for a little person you don’t even know yet. You decide to open your heart and home to them, you promise to nurture and love and protect a tiny human being. How can you promise that, if not unconditionally? 

You can’t pick and choose your kid. Maybe even more importantly, they can’t choose you. They depend on you to keep that promise - and not only if they live up to whatever expectations you had. 

With all my love, 

Tumblr Dad

Gabriel and Nathalie being the Nosy Neighbors of Paris brings me joy.

Gabe keeping Nathalie updated on all the hot goss while she's sick in bed

WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO CLICK ON THE AD?????

Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

We need a website that is just a Lucky Charm generator, so ML fanfic writers can just click on it and get a random object to use in their story.

HONESTLY THO

Cat Walkers hair color was great. Leaf him alone.

My friend is watching kuro neko right now, and he is trashing Cat walker hair color

Pfff