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hi so I had a absolutely terrifying dream and now you guys get to know about it. So I was in this weird alien world, but it was completely normal, and there were these train stations that were like alien markets and all the signs were in I think Russian and I understood it (I don't know Russian) and the trains were open air trains that were infinite and moved away from the station and you had to jump on them, and everything was like that and then after I went on the train and went to places a couple times I had a surgery (??) where my eye was taken out and replaced with a black and gray eye and nobody would look at me and my old friend that I used to have a crush on was with me and we were walking around and eating cotton candy except it was made of flesh and like no one would look at me at all and I was sad. Then we went to the train (remember it's infinite) and panicked about missing it so we jumped on and I fell into a alien woman who had fluffy purple hair and I apologized and she actually like put a hand on my shoulder and said it was fine, and then noticed my eye and jumped away, like jumped off the train and I woke up. So like wtaf did that mean this is why I hate remembering my dreams they're always weird and scary.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

I'm bisexual and attracted to men who are attracted to men.

well yeah but also other people!

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

3 bugs

You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

:3

𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 (𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴) 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲!!

Heyyy hii hello there! I'm gonna be rating your artstyles in a very professional way /silly- by tasting them and rating them on a scale from 1-10! And maybe suggesting something you may work on to make your art better!

Just reblog this post, maybe add an example of your art, and i'll rate your style!! :3

𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝗺🍭🔪

I am all three of these dudes at the same time somehow. Either way I'm a little goblin, capable of being a gobbling or maybes a gobbled

the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

Just like a cokey cola......