For Folies Bergère, 1932 By Alec Shanks (English, 1904–1987)

An Ode To Betty White

An Ode To Betty White, for years we have watched you with delight. Our favourite Golden Girl I can see confidently without a single doubt. In my minds I noticed and even thought “Damn for a granny Betty White is a Baddie”, I bet underneath that tight knit skirt she has a tight body. A night with Betty White would go like this; her, me some cheesecake, a bucket of chicken and some gravy, because you know things are going to get saucy! In my dreams Betty White is a freak, I could see being into some weird stuff like bondage, wearing her leather corset and small horse whip, Betty White would be giver, you give her sex and then at the end of the night she asks you what your favourite charity is and she donates to it in your name. for giving her a piece of you for the evening. then she politely shoves you out the door and says “keep it saucy, pony boy”. your mind is blown because you had a night of debautry with Betty White She Shared with you her body, her cheesecake, her chicken and gravy and then donated to your favourite charity and told you to keep it saucy, pony boy”. Then the next day you get on google and check the daily news the headline reads “ Betty White Died of Natural Causes” We love Betty we are all saddened by the news, we think to ourselves she was a national treasure and you are thinking to yourself “yeah, she was!” The world is mourning and we feel Betty White is an Angel on Earth, but the tables turn and she has a first class ticket to hell. Where she is greeted by Frank Sinatra and Sammie Davis Jr. She is drinking hard Whiskey with one and doing blow with other. Betty is the Queen of Hell. Screwing all the bad boys of the day. she screws them so hard, she screws the evil out of people like Mussolini. This is my Ode to Betty White. 

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