Allmylittlepauliesandschemes - John's Plans & Schemes ™️

i depend on you

Cracking up at the last line - “one of his little piss takes” - as if John wasn’t this close to committing lyrical murder 🤣

from The Lyrics - an absolute must buy in hardback if you haven’t got it yet!!

The Beatles' Search History 🪲 (pt 4)

I will never shut up about the sled

Im sick, been having an awful day, but seeing the fag of the day unironically made me smile for the first time today. Thank you.

Excited to see who gets selected tomorrow!

Thank you for your kind words, and I hope your day improves. It is an honor to provide a fag every day for your viewing pleasure.

xx

“If John Lennon could come back for a day, how would you spend it with him?” “In bed.”

George’s Search History 😑 (pt 1)

define pisces man

Ok he’s soooooo right. Except this already happened, their names are John Lennon & Paul McCartney, and their doomed situationship is why we have some of the best music ever written 🤣

ohhhh judas betrayed jesus with a kiss. ok i’ll do u one better. john lennon and paul mccartney morphed into one horrible tragic being that transformed western culture as we know it. paul has just been nominated for a grammy for a song that john wrote before he was murdered over forty years ago. john wanted a divorce and paul wanted to kill himself. they grew up together. they turned into each other. they weren’t gay they were something much much worse and whatever it was still lives and breathes in practically every song you’ve ever listened to. also they masturbated in the same room once or twice

John and Paul as tweets, made by me.

Always on his mind 👀