Friend Showed Me This Meme And It Reminded Me Of Bakugo So I Had To Draw It Lool

My last bf was a virgin and I miss him so much

What type of girls do you like and are you single?

Unique, my last gf was a virgin, so probably virgins + religious girls, especially since I'm religious myself. There's an innocence & purity in them that I'm painfully attracted to, not in a fetish way, but like in a "it's refreshing to find someone different/who has morals" way. I feel like every girl that likes me nowadays is a, excuse my language, thot & super easy, which is why I'm single. I like a challenge & a chase. I haven't been over the moon for a girl in a while. The good ones that were raised right, those are priceless diamonds.

So Far Away...

Another day

Yet, I am awake.

I pour myself

slowly and hastily

into the words I say.

A soul forsook.

Some dreams fulfilled,

some, already torn.

But the wish of being more

slowly turned

this abandoned, lonely sky,

into a starlit wonder

for eyes and a soul.

I want to be a star;

far yet known.

Guiding people

but always shining on my own.

My destiny to be;

the dream fulfilled

the answers spilled

no questions remained

and

finding the door,

that holds the things

only meant for me

and the person I always hoped to be.

And soon

I will have the key.

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

Art by Jonathan Wesslund

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

The feminine urge I get to tell y'all to stfu about your feminine urges is unreal

Who was the most annoying kid on the tour?

A certain incoherent mumbler who says he doesn't like chocolate but came to my chocolate factory anyhow.

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