You're Legitimately Disgusting

Since you like chocolate so much how do you feel about dating a black woman? We got all the chocolate you need babyboy 😏😏😏😏

Oh my goodness. Are you trying to seduce me by using my love for chocolate against me?

How wicked. I do like rich flavors. You might be in luck, if you are in fact a woman.

Or did you mean chocolate as in skin color? Because in the case of dating I would hope that your personality is just as rich and your love is just as sweet.

Your favourite cocoa bean here:

I don't plan on doing that, but if I licked you, would you taste like ice? Or cotton candy? Or sugar?

Cocoa, if you licked me I would taste like human flesh. Sorry to disappoint.

But if cannabalism is something you're into, I could definitely recommend some countries where it's completely legal. I wouldn't suggest eating people though, they don't taste very good at all.

Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?

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[One of the most beautiful Disney scenes.]

Art by Jonathan Wesslund

i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge

Beautiful posts 👍🏻

Thank you, Mango. 💛

Beautiful girls are seldom happy, intelligent boys are seldom beautiful.

Do u think this is true?

That's a Chinese proverb, isn't it? I don't think beauty has much to do with intelligence. Beauty is subjective as well, so what would be considered beautiful, honestly? Are we talking about people who happen to fit society's vain standard of outer beauty? In that case, I've met beautiful girls who are happy & intelligent guys who are handsome. There are so many people in the world, happiness is more common than one would think. Even if that happiness is just coming home to a hot meal or achieving a small goal & being content with it. Happiness, sadness & intelligence don't have distinct appearances. Being beautiful &/or intelligent definitely doesn't mean life is harder or easier for you, either. So no, I definitely don't believe that's true, anon. I hope that whoever you are you're happy, though. 🧡

I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.