Considering How Lestat’s Hair Is Longer In Season 2, I Hope Sam Keeps Growing It Out For Season 3.

Finding out how old Adolin is after seeing him kill a bunch of guys at war is so “25 years old? He should have been at the club!!” Because Adolin would love the club. But finding out Kaladin is 20 is just. I don’t know. 20 years old ?? He should have been telling his friends at college that smoking isn’t cool or something

it runs in her blood

It has come to my attention this was probably a lungfish. Sincere apologies to any sturgeon enjoyers.

My friend scared me while I was taking pictures of a sturgeon

It’s cunt, Jim. But not as we serve it.

Head jog

Explaining WWE fan behavior to the uninitiated

Jerma fans are a unique kind of toxic, wherein they are mainly toxic to Jerma himself.

Bitches call me cute like Baby Yoda

I’m a good fella

Ray Liotta