...who's Gonna Tell Her That It Wasn't Her Fault When It's All Over?

lovely how I can’t study for a test but I get so creative when I’m sad that I wrote 3 poems about being a disappointment in one go

remus crashing out over sirius asking about his hip in atyd will never not be funny. cause it literally went out like this:

"hey moony, how is your hip?"

"how is your relationship with your mother? you wanna talk about my dysfunctional body? let's talk about your dysfunctional family for a change. my hip's broken? your bond with your brother is broken. yeah, that's right. your mother doesn't love you."

while sirius is just standing there like, wtf just happened.

Random david bowie sketch cause why not

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I fucking despise when you cunts talk about trans women when you know nothing of the experience, let trans women speak for ourselves, we will know more about ourselves than you EVER will, I don't care if you fall under the trans umbrella. If you aren't a fucking trans woman, don't talk about us like you understand the transfemme struggle, because you don't, I do not care about your research, let trans women speak for ourselves, and do not talk over us.

how long do you think you'd survive in the zombie apocalypse? (:

5 minutes max. I would be in denial and have no idea what was going on 😭

I forgot who came up with this but a while ago I saw someone saying that uncle alphard and fleamont were gay and i cant stop thinking about it so like yeah... the virus is yours now carry on with your day ig I doubt you can 💀

bro tf these ships are getting fucking wild I'm looking at you partyvan and bitchkiller ... ACTUALLY WHO TF CAME UP WITH THAT ???????????💀💀

(Edit: I'm talking about the names I don't judge people who ship this)

are yall sally face fans ?

OMFFGGG GUUYYYYYSSS NOOOO WAYYYYYYYY AGHHHH <3

my friend said i should tell the barista at starbucks that my name is remus and this is what i got 💀💀 agh yes my name is rimis lipin