I LOVE U NATASHA ROSTOVA!

Leia's worst online PR scandal is when a political opponent tried to say something mean about her kids so she pointed out that his no longer talked to him, in a space tweet that stayed up for 25 minutes and was screen-shotted 14 million times from across the galaxy. Luke and Lando's worst online PR scandal was the time they both joined the same mlm scheme for 3 months and had to issue a joint apology . Han has never had an online PR scandal because despite the fact that his handle is @/therealhansolo he has three followers and his only other social media is spfacebook which he uses exclusively to get into parent shaming fights with Isolder, Wedge's worst online PR scandal is when a major holo news channel posts an article that referred to him as "an lgbtq ally" and he space qrts it with "I am not" without specifying that he is not because he is bisexual and then turned his phone off for 14 hours.

i miss you every day natasha, pierre & the great comet of 1812

this is the last tweet i’ll ever see

josh groban plays the peasant man that pierre (kermit) meets in prison btw

muppets war and peace where the only human is andrei

leo tolstoy im so sorry i wasn’t your mother

Last post of 2023! The wondrous Pierre <3

the way marya and pierre mirror each other keeps me up at night

there’s a lot of blatant misogyny in the epilogue, but then there’s also subtle things like natasha’s new dynamics with her family. she interacts with few people outside of the household at all anymore, but she’s really only friends with marya (seemingly because they’re both mothers), her friendship with nikolai has almost completely deteriorated (as if they can’t relate on any level anymore), and we barely see her interact with sonya. it’s unsettling to me to say the least.

pierre being tolstoy’s self insert explains so much. like the several pages in the epilogue describing how happy everyone was to see him.