Daily Hetalia Fact #99

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Continuing with that au where the Nations are public figures. All the nations that participate (weather they make it to the finals or not) in euro vision attended the final show. And of course the nation hosting the event co-hosts with the other human hosts. Which would be pretty unfortunate for this years hosts having to deal with Sweden’s face. 

Sketches for a stupid AU idea set in 1920’s America in which the Vargas brothers set sail to New York and open up a rather popular Italian restaurant in the big city. As prohibition reigned at the time, Lovino sees opportunity and transforms the restaurant’s spacious cellar into a speakeasy, profiting from bootleg and other illegal activities. Feliciano, however, refuses to partake in his brother’s dangerous lifestyle and settles on managing the restaurant whilst Lovino mans the speakeasy a floor below.

i got no sleep this was a mistake

Ship ask for Prumano if you're still doing it? ❤️

Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

big spoon/little spoon:

They switch! Lovino likes feeling wanted and gets comfort out of feeling someone’s heartbeat while he dozes off, but Gilbert has a special love for being the little spoon. In the words of Jake Peralta: everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes you feel safe! 

favorite non-sexual activity:

maybe a controversial one, but i almost want to say reading? Gilbert is an avid reader, and while Lovino isn’t quite as into it, I feel like their interests in what they do read have a nice little overlap. Picture this: Gilbert reclining on the sofa reading a book with Lovino curled up next to him, looking over his shoulder sometiems and making dumb comments at the out of context passages he reads (L: he’s sore from the “hand tourney”, huh? G: listen, i know it’s Game of Thrones but it WASN’t a euphemism!)

who uses all the hot water:

Lovino every time! Gilbert doesn’t take very long showers- in too long and it gives his mind too much of a chance to wander- but Lovino is the type to wither dissociate in the shower for 40 minutes, or fix himself a giant bath, both of which are cranked up to the hottest temperature possible. 

most trivial thing they fight over:

God, I don’t even know- they can both be so petty, so it’s probably something as ridiculous as completing a simple task.

who does most of the cleaning:

Gilbert. No question about it.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:

All the strangest shows. Gilbert likes to watch war films and documentaries to point out or laugh at the inaccuracies, while Lovino prefers lighter content. But Lovino usually ends up with control of the queue, because let’s face it; Gilbert is Weak.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:

Gilbert. Lovino is always the one to bring it up to Gilbert, because he gets cold easy, but isn’t going to go over and complain if there’s someone else that can do it for him. 

who steals the blankets:

Lovino

who leaves their stuff around:

Lovino

who remembers to buy the milk

Technically they both do, but Lovino refuses to let Gilbert shop alone unless he has to. He’s a real stickler for food quality. 

who remembers anniversaries:

They both do!

Who cooks normally?

Lovino

How often do they fight?

I feel like they’d bicker mostly, but it doesn’t turn into anything too serious unless a nerve is hit or Gilbert lets it. While he does love a good fight, Gilbert has the presence of mind to not let his relationship be filled with spats; he can pick his battles.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Nothing drastic- Gilbert probably talks about Lovino a bit more than usual, and Lovino likely does something lame like wear Gil’s clothes to bed bc he misses him.

Nicknames for each other?

Lovino doesn’t really do nicknames, outside of affectionate insults. Conversely, Gilbert probably calls Lovino every obnoxious nickname under the sun.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?

They both fight over it and usually end up taking turns. They’re both stupid men with stupid prides. 

Who steals the covers at night?

Lovino. He is never warm enough.

What would they get each other for gifts?

Something very thoughtful and personalised- Gilbert, because he’s a tryhard, and Lovino because of a mix of genuine care + insecurities of not being enough.

Who kissed who first?

Shockingly, Lovino kissed Gilbert.

Who made the first move?

Again, Lovino. Ludwig got his hopelessness in romance from his brother and it shows. Its one of the only things that can trump Lovino’s fear of rejection. 

Who remembers things?

They both do, i feel like? It just manifests in different ways. 

Who started the relationship?

Gilbert, perhaps, I think Lovino would’ve been the first one to make an impulsive move, but Gilbert is the one to suggest making it official.

Who cusses more?

Lovino

What would they do if the other was hurt?

Physically? Lovino would do his Best, while Gilbert would have a pretty good stab at patching him up himself. Emotionally, however, Lovino is actually the one better equipped to deal with it. Gilbert is closed off at best, but Lovino would be able to see through his bullshit to an extent in getting to know him, and stubborn his way through getting somewhere if need be. Gilbert is a bit more useless in comforting Lovino, but he’d try. 

As a series that works with stereotypes, it isn’t surprising that Germany comes off as relatively stiff and cold. However, what’s important to realize is that the stereotype is used for a specific purpose; it’s essential to Germany’s characterization in proving that he’s anything but stiff and cold. Nonetheless he’s still perceived that way because of his stereotype.

In other words, Germany is anything but this stereotype. Instead, what you’ll see is that he has trouble expressing his sentimental side as opposed to lacking it entirely. It’s not that he doesn’t want to smile and be expressive either. He simply isn’t able to.

He’s seen as angry, when all he truly wants is to be able to be himself with others, void of being fearful, anxious, and hesitant in doing so. You’ll see that he’s actually quite shy and uncertain with regards to how he navigates around social situations.

That said, this is a pivotal inner conflict that he’s consistently experienced. I’ll get into why a little bit later. First, it’s important to demonstrate how pervasive and repetitive this theme has been.

In Comic Diary 4, he’s revealed to possess an intimidating aura.

As such, even Italy misinterprets Germany’s genuine intention to get drinks together as him being angry.

A more explicit mention of this frequent misinterpretation of his mannerisms is found in this character note.

He’s troubled because his voice comes across as harsh and he’s seen as angry. The only beings he feels openly comfortable in expressing his affection for are his dogs.

But, what about his troubles with smiling?

For one thing, he’s once shown to be reading a manual on “how to smile naturally.”

In the 2010 Christmas event, he states that he “can’t smile the way Italy can.”

Likewise, in an exaggerated comic gag from the Strange Laws mini-series, Germany is kicked out of an area where it is legally required for people to be smiling all the time.

In the few times where we do see Germany smiling [widely], he’s drunk. If anything, this only reiterates how he’s repressing and containing a whole other side of his personality. It’s in these rare moments where we see the masked frontier of inhibitions that he’s constructed fall apart, thus revealing the realer aspects of his true person.

Further, we know for a fact that Germany experiences chronic loneliness in his character song “Einsamkeit.” The literal translation of this is loneliness.

This song gives us the best insight into how Germany feels about constantly coming across as harsh and angry to others. It’s not only loneliness that he feels in being isolated from others – there’s also a considerable internal estrangement from himself. He feels lost in his own skin given that he doesn’t know how to express this happier, more expressive, and thereby less restricted aspect of his personality.

Though I look like I’m lecturing, I’m actually just conversing It’s not really… At times my face may look grim, But I’m actually just cold Though I don’t mind it…

What’s interesting here is that he recognizes that others tend to misinterpret him. This only ripens the possibility of losing a sense of one’s self. The social mask he puts on is not who he truly is.

Einsamkeit Einsamkeit Einsamkeit I want to be found.

This could have a plethora of meanings. I’ll go over the main two. One, it simply means that he wants people to see him for who he actually is, and that he’s helpless in being able to change these perceptions.

Two, it could act as a double-meaning to represent him being unable to recall the lost memories of his childhood [as Holy Rome]. Simply put, he feels lonely because he’s missing a part of himself.

I’m always said to be scowling, But my smiling face hasn’t been erased You may think I’m frightening, But it’s only because I’m straining to laugh

Now, in a previous post, I talked about the psychological concept of catharsis. Basically, when a memory causes a person too much anxiety or trauma, they repress the memory as well as the emotions associated with it. The result is that the person can no longer consciously access the memory, and sometimes, depending on how strongly they’ve repressed the memory, they don’t experience the emotions associated with it at full capacity. You only experience them partially.

Perhaps this is why Germany is “straining to laugh.”

The role of the psychologist is to bring that traumatic memory back into the patient’s conscious mind. Catharsis is the emotional relief that comes upon recalling and subsequently resolving the internal unconscious conflict tied to the traumatic memory.

Let’s tie this back to the strips.

Germany’s stated before that he doesn’t have much experience with relationships, hence the reason why he’s constantly referring to manuals all the time. Similarly, because he was born into war, the hostility and trust he grew accustomed to also caused him to be relationally-stunted.

It’s for this reason that he has trouble interacting with others and expressing emotions other than anger or frustration; these are more primal. Happiness and compassion is something that’s taught. In psychology, there’s a general agreement that how one’s raised impacts how they are as an adult.

This doesn’t mean to say that his personality is fixed though. All it really means is that he’s still affected and possibly traumatized by being thrust into war from birth.

On the other hand, let’s take another route in approaching this. If Germany is Holy Rome, then he would have likely repressed the traumatic memories of the war that caused his dissolution. However, for that to happen, he would have also had to have repressed his entire life as Holy Rome to get rid of this trauma.

As such, this would involve repressing all the happy emotions that Holy Rome experienced with Chibitalia.

If that’s the case, when Germany feels happiness, his mind unconsciously subdues it to avoid triggering any accounts of his past as Holy Rome. It’s because his brain unconsciously minimizes the anxiety generated from these traumatic memories that Germany is completely unaware as to why he’s unable to smile. All he knows is that he’s unable to.

Simply put, when Germany experiences happiness, his brain represses it to prevent him from accessing childhood memories associated with the same emotions.

In sum…

Germany may have trouble smiling because…

1) He’s relationally-impaired and inexperienced due to having been originally reared in a world of hostility and aggression. He can express happiness, but it very rarely has to do with people. I.e. His dogs, machinery during the Industrial Revolution.

He hasn’t quite learned to become comfortable in showcasing this other side of himself to others. Maybe this is because of the anxiety generated from only being seen as stiff and cold and him not knowing how to compensate for this by expressing how he truly feels.

2)  He’s repressed all childhood memories from his past as Holy Rome, which just so happens to include the happier ones. If he smiles and consciously –not drunkenly, which doesn’t involve full awareness– expresses happiness, he risks recalling his traumatic dissolution. To safeguard against this, his brain suppresses feelings of joy and happiness. As such, he isn’t aware of the reason why he has trouble smiling.

He just knows that he can’t smile.

I like the idea that France and England never being around leaves America and Canada very confused on just what they are. Which leads them into reasoning bad experimentation ideas like these.  Don’t worry France stops them before they can test out America’s theory.

Commission for @theconvictcolony <33 Thank you thank you thank you ;w;

North Italy ver. is coming soon!

Prince and Knight AU: Alfred is the sole survivor of a raid on his village and is taken in by the royal guard. The first few months of his training as a page are terribly lonely until he meets the prince Ludwig, who heard of his tragic past and reached out to him in kindness. Alfred falls in love at first sight and dedicates himself to the prince’s service, vowing to become a knight to defend his people and his prince. He keeps the kerchief that Ludwig gave him when they met as a token of love and wears it proudly on his armor.

Thank you @gerame for that good shit