What If One Year Alfred Didnt Know What To Get Toris For Christmas So He Just

（Warning! Reference to the x-men:apocalypse poster.(the villains’ version))

X-men super villain crossover!  Talking about this with my friends for a while and finally did this.

some notes: “General Winter” leads Ivan to gather the group of maltreated mutants, Ivan seems uncontrollably creates ice,(yeah just like Elsa in Frozen, and Winter is actually himself, decided by my friend), Natalia gathers and shape powers into weapons (other things,too), Ukraine can shoot power from a long distance through things but adding pressure to her body. Liet has an armor around himself (need lots of physical strength and, time limits) , plus his material art skill. Edward is a young computer genius with the ability of teleportation. Ravis can unlimited stretch himself and through solid objects. 

I’m not seriously brought up these, though lol (And, apparently I’m really lame on designing clothes, it really kills me) Anyway, so much for the rambling, hope you enjoy the pic. 

A long-standing joke in the fandom is that because England’s food is poor, America inherits said lack of taste from him and can therefore eat it without a problem. However, evidence from the strips point otherwise. Just like he chooses to read the atmosphere or purposefully ignore it, it seems that America also chooses whether or not to give his true opinion on the food he eats.

For example, in the sixth comic diary, an adult America reminisces and bashfully admits that England isn’t very good at cooking.

He then has a flashback of his childhood, where his younger self comments and shows disappointment in the fact that England has burnt his food again. He also remarks that France is a better cook, which demonstrates his ability to rank food according to taste.

What I’ll be arguing is that America doesn’t want to hurt England’s feelings, and pretends to like his cooking instead. This is clearly seen in the strip, as young America notices how intently England watches him as he eats.

In other words, he wants to make England feel better. Quite frankly, if England was giving me that look, I’d find it hard to tell him the truth too. England’s reaction after America tells him that he likes the food is too cute for words – it’s absolutely priceless – and this is likely why America keeps up this façade.

Then, in another strip titled “America and England”, it seems that America has become so used to ignoring the taste of food, that he’s forgotten what ‘good’ food tastes like. That’s where I believe his ‘alleged’ lack of taste comes from.

Why do I say this? Because there’s also instances where America becomes aware of how bad the food he’s eating is, and has no problem making his opinion known about it. It’s also important to mention that when he does this, it’s usually in retaliation to England’s insults.

In other words, the moment England is rude to him, America is no longer worried about trying to avoid hurting his former guardian’s feelings and gives his honest opinion on the food. Here are just a few more examples:

After being called a collection of hicks by England, America opens up about how awful the former’s scones are.

America is also known for hating the taste of marmite.

So, there you have it. It appears that America’s lack of taste is more of an aversion to hurting England’s feelings. He may not openly show it, but America truly does care about England; it’s the small hidden details that you especially have to look out for with them since they’re both so stubborn.

France

Name: Francis Bonnefoy House: Ravenclaw Age: 14 Year: 4 Blood Status: Half-blood Patronus: Peacock Hobbies: Art and Photography Anything Extra: He is in constant battle to be top of his class. but a certain teachers pet Slytherin (England) keeps getting in his way of making top marks. He comes from a very rich family and expects to have everything handed to him. But if you can get past his posh exterior he is nice…when he wants to be.

Pottertalia

before I was a Hetalia blog I actually had a Harry Potter blog. I figure hey, why not take my in depth Harry Potter knowledge and apply it to Hetalia. So here is my sorting of The Soviet Siblings (Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine)

Russia- Gryffindor: I know a lot of people disagree with this. Every pottertalia fan art out there has him in Slytherin but I think that’s bull shit the. Russia has zero Slytherin traits. But he is brave and daring. Think about it really. Like if you know the house traits and really think about it Russia would be miserable in Slytherin. He’s a lot like America in the since that he’s a world super power. Russia would never back away from a fight even if it looked like he couldn’t win, He would still have to confidence to push through. He’s courageous and fierce in all the good ways. he’s not cruel (intentional) but he does speak his mind and doesn’t let anyone push him around.

Ukraine- Hufflepuff: This is kind of a no brainier. She’s such a mom. She’s always being the mother hen of her siblings and is always making sure they have everything they need. She‘s kind and loving to everyone. She’s your stereotypical Hufflepuff.

Belarus- Gryffindor: WHAT? I know right. Well bear with me. Truthfully I think She would actually be a Slytherin. But We know Belarus’s personality She would ask the hat to put her in whichever house Russia was put in. So She would be sorted into Gryffindor with her big brother. Not necessarily that she’s a good fit for this house. But i think she would be very demanding that she be put with her brother.

Other parts

Face Family, Axis, Nordic 5, The Baltic Trio, Soviet Siblings, Extras 1

I got a few asks about the kid’s parents/guardians so here’s my in process character notes  for them to hopefully satiate your curiosity!

There’s a few unfamiliar faces here: James is 2P Scotland, Katya is 2P Ukraine, Arno is 2P Germania, Marianne is fem!France, aaaand Chun-Yan is fem!China. And then there’s Toris.

Also I’m going to close my ask box for a hot second so I can be responsible and actually reply to people…. You guys are so patient, bless.

Meanwhile, in AmeLiet

Lithuania, in his head: Alfred isn't a religious man...It's a little strange to see him praying like this.

America, mumbling: Oh, dear Lord, please don't make me parallel park.

America

Name: Alfred F. Jones House: Gryffindor Age: 12 Year: 2 Blood Status: Muggle-born Patronus: Eagle Hobbies: Quidditch and losing Slytherin house points. Anything Extra: Alfred is the younger twin of he and Matthew though he would never admit it. He is failing Herbology and is a beater for the Gryffindor quidditch team.

BONUS: 

Alfred sure loves them pies mhm B)

If I were to title this comic it would either be Francis and Tino Against the World!!! or I Don’t Do Linear Plot-lines 

by: まんま Permission to upload this was given by the artist.