“This Is Not The Funny.”

Francis what do you like about Hogwarts so far

“This tree is pretty neat”

ok so Finland is like

  and sweden is like

…so Finland aint bottoming for shit.

being t.urkey is suffering (x)

“The Patronuses or spirit guardian. It is the primary protection against Dementors and Lethifolds, against which there is no other protection.”

There was another ask concerning this, but I accidentally deleted it ;u; 

Matthew was six during the divorce, so it was pretty recent. Be strong, Anon. 

HP AU

Friendly reminder that APH America…

Was forced to learn about his immortality the hard way by watching his childhood friend grow old and die while he stayed young(you’d think Britain would’ve told him about nations not aging like humans).

Hates his own body but is a compulsive eater.

Represents to people/culture of the United States of America and not the government. He’s been shown to be unaware of the “policies” his bosses are responsible for and has been shown to be a victim of his own government at times. (And no, the jokes in the English dub don’t count as canon because they contradict the source material. Even if some are good meme material)

Is well aware of how hated he is by a lot of the world and envies his brother Canada because of how loved he is.

And because of this, after WW2, he considers Japan his only true friend that won’t leave him and will go out of his way for him to be happy whenever he visits.

Have a nice day!

PS, this can be called “why canon aph America is better than fanon” or “why I love this character(especially in the later seasons/manga)”.

Pottertalia

before I was a Hetalia blog I actually had a Harry Potter blog. I figure hey, why not take my in depth Harry Potter knowledge and apply it to Hetalia. So here is my sorting of The Soviet Siblings (Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine)

Russia- Gryffindor: I know a lot of people disagree with this. Every pottertalia fan art out there has him in Slytherin but I think that’s bull shit the. Russia has zero Slytherin traits. But he is brave and daring. Think about it really. Like if you know the house traits and really think about it Russia would be miserable in Slytherin. He’s a lot like America in the since that he’s a world super power. Russia would never back away from a fight even if it looked like he couldn’t win, He would still have to confidence to push through. He’s courageous and fierce in all the good ways. he’s not cruel (intentional) but he does speak his mind and doesn’t let anyone push him around.

Ukraine- Hufflepuff: This is kind of a no brainier. She’s such a mom. She’s always being the mother hen of her siblings and is always making sure they have everything they need. She‘s kind and loving to everyone. She’s your stereotypical Hufflepuff.

Belarus- Gryffindor: WHAT? I know right. Well bear with me. Truthfully I think She would actually be a Slytherin. But We know Belarus’s personality She would ask the hat to put her in whichever house Russia was put in. So She would be sorted into Gryffindor with her big brother. Not necessarily that she’s a good fit for this house. But i think she would be very demanding that she be put with her brother.

Other parts

Face Family, Axis, Nordic 5, The Baltic Trio, Soviet Siblings, Extras 1

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 282 Original Translation: y4nderenka // donamoeba Scanlation: jammerlea Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated images on other sites.

America

Name: Alfred F. Jones House: Gryffindor Age: 12 Year: 2 Blood Status: Muggle-born Patronus: Eagle Hobbies: Quidditch and losing Slytherin house points. Anything Extra: Alfred is the younger twin of he and Matthew though he would never admit it. He is failing Herbology and is a beater for the Gryffindor quidditch team.