Sorry, this turned out longer than expected orz’’
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arthur would be an unkind pokemon professor because the world was unkind to him…..
@mcmac125 I approve
America tries to listen to Canada and help him when he can.
(Also the French and the English still fight even when both are technically Canadian.)
some more Gabriel!Gil cuz the Supernatural/Hetalia crossover is my favorite :’D psst it’s transparent
Ship ask for Prumano if you're still doing it? ❤️
big spoon/little spoon:
They switch! Lovino likes feeling wanted and gets comfort out of feeling someone’s heartbeat while he dozes off, but Gilbert has a special love for being the little spoon. In the words of Jake Peralta: everyone likes to be the little spoon, it makes you feel safe!
favorite non-sexual activity:
maybe a controversial one, but i almost want to say reading? Gilbert is an avid reader, and while Lovino isn’t quite as into it, I feel like their interests in what they do read have a nice little overlap. Picture this: Gilbert reclining on the sofa reading a book with Lovino curled up next to him, looking over his shoulder sometiems and making dumb comments at the out of context passages he reads (L: he’s sore from the “hand tourney”, huh? G: listen, i know it’s Game of Thrones but it WASN’t a euphemism!)
who uses all the hot water:
Lovino every time! Gilbert doesn’t take very long showers- in too long and it gives his mind too much of a chance to wander- but Lovino is the type to wither dissociate in the shower for 40 minutes, or fix himself a giant bath, both of which are cranked up to the hottest temperature possible.
most trivial thing they fight over:
God, I don’t even know- they can both be so petty, so it’s probably something as ridiculous as completing a simple task.
who does most of the cleaning:
Gilbert. No question about it.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
All the strangest shows. Gilbert likes to watch war films and documentaries to point out or laugh at the inaccuracies, while Lovino prefers lighter content. But Lovino usually ends up with control of the queue, because let’s face it; Gilbert is Weak.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Gilbert. Lovino is always the one to bring it up to Gilbert, because he gets cold easy, but isn’t going to go over and complain if there’s someone else that can do it for him.
who steals the blankets:
Lovino
who leaves their stuff around:
Lovino
who remembers to buy the milk
Technically they both do, but Lovino refuses to let Gilbert shop alone unless he has to. He’s a real stickler for food quality.
who remembers anniversaries:
They both do!
Who cooks normally?
Lovino
How often do they fight?
I feel like they’d bicker mostly, but it doesn’t turn into anything too serious unless a nerve is hit or Gilbert lets it. While he does love a good fight, Gilbert has the presence of mind to not let his relationship be filled with spats; he can pick his battles.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Nothing drastic- Gilbert probably talks about Lovino a bit more than usual, and Lovino likely does something lame like wear Gil’s clothes to bed bc he misses him.
Nicknames for each other?
Lovino doesn’t really do nicknames, outside of affectionate insults. Conversely, Gilbert probably calls Lovino every obnoxious nickname under the sun.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
They both fight over it and usually end up taking turns. They’re both stupid men with stupid prides.
Who steals the covers at night?
Lovino. He is never warm enough.
What would they get each other for gifts?
Something very thoughtful and personalised- Gilbert, because he’s a tryhard, and Lovino because of a mix of genuine care + insecurities of not being enough.
Who kissed who first?
Shockingly, Lovino kissed Gilbert.
Who made the first move?
Again, Lovino. Ludwig got his hopelessness in romance from his brother and it shows. Its one of the only things that can trump Lovino’s fear of rejection.
Who remembers things?
They both do, i feel like? It just manifests in different ways.
Who started the relationship?
Gilbert, perhaps, I think Lovino would’ve been the first one to make an impulsive move, but Gilbert is the one to suggest making it official.
Who cusses more?
Lovino
What would they do if the other was hurt?
Physically? Lovino would do his Best, while Gilbert would have a pretty good stab at patching him up himself. Emotionally, however, Lovino is actually the one better equipped to deal with it. Gilbert is closed off at best, but Lovino would be able to see through his bullshit to an extent in getting to know him, and stubborn his way through getting somewhere if need be. Gilbert is a bit more useless in comforting Lovino, but he’d try.
They woke up on the floor.
CANON METAL FINLAND IS LIFE
translation by hetascanlations
Quick Slytherin Arthur.
Room 612 was cursed it had to be Arthur could think of no other explanation why his superior’s office with the best intentions manage to become steadily dreadful every time he step foot init. It was untidy, stacks of papers took the place of where people should, majority of the floor space, on his boss’s chair, the neon green chesterfield sofa, which was a blessing because it was most uncomfortable. Tea cups and new paper clippings had conquered the mahogany desk. Each wall donned various hideous post modern paintings that pulse or spun endlessly making even casual on lookers dizzy.
Arthur was marveling at the newest addition of wall to wall windows behind Mr. Hutchinson’s work space. Someone clearly thought that it was too hard to see at the dirty mismanaged brick back of the local muggle halfway house with the previous two uneven windows that inhabited a year earlier. When Mr. Abdul large heavy set man dress in blue robes busted in. A assortment of enchanted colored files trailing behind while permission slips and formal requests buzzes about like a swarming files being sign and initial by a bewitched quill he parted the the chaos with his free hand to better see his subordinate . “Ah! Mr. Kirkland! Your here already? I thought we wouldn’t be seeing you for at least another day or two. How was your trip?” “Chilly and wet It’s been ages since I’ve traveled this far by broom I forgot how cold flying can be and how brutal English winters are. ” Mr. Abdul eyed Arthur’s wardrobe a ratty decade out of fashion dark blue green robe litter with moth holes matched of with a proper witch’s hat in the same condition. “Well of course good grief man where’s your coat?” “I don’t have one I chucked mine years ago didn’t have much use for it. Thankfully I’d saved this or I would of freeze in my thobe.” “Ah well you better invest in a proper one it’s cold in New York.” “New York? I thought you wanted to see me about the Manzar case because I just would like to say Monhobi was compromised and we where given bad intelligence by those blokes in foreign affairs-” Abdul put up a hand to stop him. “I know Thomas’s report made crystal clear. All in all we where quite impress on how you where able to handle that disaster. So impressed that we think you would be a splendid fit for your new assignment in New York.” “What is it?” “How much British news are you able to get in Aub Dubai?” The change in subject threw Arthur “Not much I can’t spare my owls to spending a day or more having it fly all the way to England and back just for the paper.” “I figured as much well long story short the Magical Congress has a right mess on their hands by this fellow here” Mr. Abdul snatched a red file from the parade behind him and presented it’s contents.
Arthur gaped at the head shot, He knew the man in the photograph he hadn’t changed much from their last encounter. Same short blonde haircut, square glasses, near prefect teeth the only real difference was that he had traded the reminding of his baby fat for laugh lines. They where highlighted as the photo looped his smile. Arthur fumed internally at the fact that he was still handsome. Abdul began explaining “This is Alfred Jones, age 28, Muggle born, leader of both Wizarding Awareness and the Magic Rights movement. Two campaigns that are hell bent on exposing our world to Muggles and integrate the two. For years Mr. Jones has been a manageable nuisance but over the last few months he’s tripled his number in supporters. Over half of them wizards and witches themselves. Public displays of witchcraft are becoming rampant. Frighten ignorant Muggles are terrorizing the magic population. Muggles are occupying once wizard only spaces upsetting the locals It’s gotten to a tipping point, that the Magical Congress has ask the Ministry for assistance.” “So your outsourcing me to the yanks to help with damage control.” “Yes but your task isn’t damage control its to nip it at its source we want you to complete a full sweep on Mr.Jones.” Arthur was puzzled “A sweep sir? This man clearly needs to be locked up you need a Auror not a Obliviator .” “Would love to but we can’t Mr. Jones hasn’t actually broken any laws.” “What? But you just said that-” “Mr. Jones isn’t the one doing any magic, his supporters are. Can’t really he had his wand destroyed some time in his teens. All he does is talk, protest, march, and raise awareness of the magical community.” “That still breeches the Statute of Wizarding Secrecy.” “True but the secrecy is a international law and we know how difficult that is to enforce. Americans have freedom of speech as a fundamental right and it would greatly harm national relations of our two countries at the mere hint of censorship. Not to mention that there’s a heated debate within Congress about if Mr. Jones can be even be classified as a citizen of the wizarding sovereign which has open the a flood gates about magical citizenship. Mr. Jones is such a high profile case now that if we to act unjustly it very likely he’ll become a martyr for the cause enraging and strengthening his base.” Arthur felt slightly overwhelmed himself and he wasn’t even part of the congress “That is quite the mess.” “But! he is a threat if not the threat of exposure to the wizarding world and dealing with such threats is a Obliviator job, your job. So get some rest buy a cozy coat and arrive at this address by Thursday morning. All the details you need are in here.” He handed over the red file to him "Make us proud Kirkland!“ And Arthur was promptly shooed out of his office. ——-Author Note——-
I was in the mood do some writing this week I decide too so mess around with HP AU. I don’t know if I will continue writing takes me forever and a half (it’s embarrassing how long I spent on this tiny piece)
Also I’m sure the grammar sucks and there are all kinds of errors. I don’t have a beta nor really wanted to bother with one I just wanted to write.
In some cute news, today we could send free valentines cards today in the Netherlands, if you left a lipstick kiss in the place the stamp should be.