word count: 2700ish
Synopsis: One of the stickiest ideas for a yandere Kaveh and Alhaitham sharing a darling that I have is Kaveh's softer nature and tendency towards soothing the understandably distressed darling, especially in contrast to Alhaitham's no-nonsense take on things, backfiring on Kaveh at some point.
notes: kidnapped reader, mentions of control & other kidnapping related elements
Let's say you're having one of your regular crisis moments over the realization that you're more or less stuck inside the house indefinitely. Sometimes, Alhaitham lets you go outside, but you basically just get to stand in a corner of the yard that's protected from all view so you can get a bit of sunlight every day. He holds your hand the entire time.
It's a bit of torture--you want fresh air, you want the sun, but you sure as hell don't want Alhaitham's hand on yours the whole time, grip tight, eyes scrutinizing. But he refuses to let Kaveh take you outside because he thinks (rightfully) that Kaveh will be too permissive with your ability to roam outdoors, so you have to put up with it even it makes your lips curl downward and your stomach roil.
But of course, standing outside for a little bit while Alhaitham breathes over your shoulder is not the same as getting to leave the house. Getting to have a life. Getting to experience the world.
So you're crying about it. And Kaveh is there to pull you into his lap and rub your back and let you rest your head on his shoulder as you sniffle and sob your way through everything bothering you.
And you sputter out that a certain festival is coming up, and it's one of your favorite things, and you've never missed it and now you'll never get to see it again!
You burst into sobs, almost hysterical ones, that take Kaveh so aback that he simply holds you tighter in his embrace. Tears come to his eyes at seeing you so upset.
"It's not practical, is it? Alhaitham wouldn't let you out of the house in your... current wardrobe." He gestures to your outfit, which is not something you (or Alhaitham, or Kaveh) would want to go out in public wearing.
Because right now, your clothing mostly consists of loose tops that barely cover your ass. The dresses and skirts and trousers that Kaveh bought for you were relegated to the locked storage in the basement after you had a particularly nasty tantrum about Alhaitham's penchant for under-dressing you, and you'll have to earn them back over time.
Such a thing is not something Kaveh approves of--he thinks you should be able to wear whatever you want, and he can't fathom why Alhaitham doesn't appreciate the way your eyes sparkle and your face lights up when you wear something that you actually enjoy. Especially something flouncy and frilly and colorful. But it's not his choice, and all he can do is grimace and pat your shoulder in sympathy when you continually tug the top of the shirts down to give yourself more modesty.
You sniffle, a bit of snot bubbling in your nostrils, and if it was anyone else, Kaveh would shudder. But it's you, so all he does is lean over and grab a tissue to hold it to your nose and let you blow. He kisses your forehead once you've done it.
"At... at the festival, you're supposed to wear clothes with certain flowers on it." Your voice is still choked with emotion, but you're calming down, which is good.
So he lets you keep talking, rubbing your back, trying to keep you calm. "That sounds pretty. It's a shame you don't have anything like that to wear." And he softens his voice so much, that even though his words might sound like a barb if they were coming from anyone else, to you it's just another sign that Kaveh is on your side.
He always plies his voice with sympathy and clucks, all things he knows help bring you back from your emotional ledge.
"But... if I had something to wear, I could go?"
You look up at him with such wide eyes, all glassy from your tears, and you look so damn pretty. He smiles, that little smile he gets on his face when you're getting in trouble and he's not allowed to stop it. His sympathy smile. His we're-in-this-together smile, as if you two were anywhere near close to sharing the same experience in this house.
And the words come out soft and fluid and not thought through, at least not in the way he should have. "Well, of course."
They're meant to soothe you, but they're not true. Because he knows that Alhaitham isn't going to buy you festival attire. And since he knows Alhaitham would never agree to such an outing, Kaveh won't buy it for you either. He also knows that you--sweet thing that you are--won't ask him to buy it for you, because it might make Alhaitham mad at him.
That's one blessed, beautiful thing about you... you never push Kaveh to do more than what he himself is willing to do on his own. Sneak you treats. Buy you pretty things. Let you stay up late when Alhaitham isn't home. All of these, he's willing to do, because Alhaitham will grumble and tell Kaveh he needs to stop pampering you or you'll never accept your proper place with them... but he won't do more than that.
But you never ask him for things that go Beyond that Point. You never ask Kaveh for your freedom, you never ask him to stop Alhaitham from belting you for wayward transgressions. Because you know that Alhaitham would be absolutely furious with him for doing such things.
And so, he knows you won't outright ask him to buy you an outfit for the festival. And since that's your only avenue for getting such an outfit, there's no harm in letting you hope for it, like you sometimes hope for other things. Like freedom.
Your eyes flick to and fro after he says this, and then you smile, a rare toothy smile that makes you look relieved and innocent. You wrap your arms tighter around him, and he's more than happy to return the embrace.
He strokes your hair and lets you calm down further, soothed at the thought of maybe attending this festival. He assumes in time, you'll forget. He'll get you something sweet from a local restaurant tonight, or offer to paint your nails a pretty color, and do his best to keep you occupied from your sadder thoughts.
And the matter is forgotten. Or so he thinks.
There's an interesting change in you after that conversation. Small changes, slow but sure.
You begin to sit quietly in the evenings while Alhaitham reads and Kaveh creates, working on your own little projects. You draw. You write. You started taking up embroidery, and Alhaitham (to Kaveh's surprise) agreed to get you some materials since you'd asked him in a shockingly submissive, subdued manner. It meant you were learning, Alhaitham said, and that deserved a reward. Most evenings you settle down and embroider large swatches of fabric, drawing on designs first before meticulously stitching them.
You don't argue as much. When it looks like you might lose your cool, Kaveh can see you biting your lip, clenching your fists, fighting down the words you want to say in favor of working with whatever Alhaitham wants you to do.
You start to talk more at shared mealtimes, even engaging Alhaitham in conversation on something that isn't "give me my freedom, you unbelievable asshole." You politely ask what he's been reading. You ask him his opinion on fireworks or how good he is at games of chance. You ask Kaveh the same.
It's cute. Kaveh thinks you're starting to get more used to the pair of them, even Alhaitham, and while he has no qualms about taking advantage of your aversion for Alhaitham to gather you in his arms, it is rather nice to see you getting along with scribe instead of spitting at him like a half-wild cat.
Until one morning when you waltz into the dining room wearing an outfit that neither one of them has purchased for you. An outfit made from familiar fabric, all decorated with embroidered flowers. Your hair is styled, and you've decorated your face with some of the makeup Kaveh has bought for you over time, even decorating your cheek with a pretty little flower drawn with a brush and potted eyeliner.
Alhaitham's eyes immediately narrow and look to Kaveh, as if he knows (and he's right) that Kaveh is to blame for whatever is going on. Kaveh's throat is so tight that it hurts when he swallows.
You're oblivious to it all, wearing a smile that can only be described as "drunk with happiness." You look at Alhaitham and then at Kaveh and ask the simple question--
"Are you ready to go?"
Alhaitham sets down the mug of coffee he'd be cradling and merely stares at you. His question is slow and careful.
"Where do you think we're going?"
There's a little hitch in your breath. Kaveh sees how one of your legs takes a half-step back, faltering. But you recover quickly and smile, eager and bright.
"The festival." You gesture to your clothes, and pat your hair, looking a little self-conscious. "Sorry, I overdid it a little. Um, I can paint flowers on you too, if you want them..."
Alhaitham doesn't respond, and you must take it for irritation at your suggestion, because you duck your head and apologize.
"Or-or not. Sorry. I didn't know if you'd want to dress up." You smile a thin, almost prim smile, and Kaveh can see the nervousness that's crept into your face, your body language. You know something's amiss, but you don't know what just yet.
Alhaitham keeps his face remarkably neutral when he delivers the first blow.
"We aren't going to any festival."
It stings, it really does, that your first instinct is to look at Kaveh with your wide, confused eyes.
"But Kaveh said--"
Alhaitham's head immediately snaps back towards Kaveh and if looks could kill, Kaveh would be dead on the spot.
"It doesn't matter what Kaveh said. I didn't agree to go to any festival."
Kaveh can see the way the bottom of your jaw begins to quiver, the way your bottom lip trembles with it. You swallow and wrap your arms around yourself in a protective gesture.
"But he said... he said if I had something to wear..." Your fingers play with the hem of your sleeves, which you embroidered with a spray of wildflowers. "So... so I made something."
You look up at the scribe hopefully, but Alhaitham doesn't budge.
"I never permitted any festival trip. You know that you aren't allowed out of the house. Now go take that off and--"
Your voice is choked when you interrupt, and you raise your tone at Alhaitham for the first time in a long time. For the first time since Kaveh told you that you could go to the festival, if you had something to wear.
"No!" The word is unacceptable, and you know it, and Kaveh knows it, and Alhaitham knows it, but you say it anyway. "Kaveh said we could go to the festival if--"
You stop when Kaveh says your name. He rarely interrupts when you and Alhaitham are going at it, because it's not his place, but this time.. it's his mess, for once, and he is the one who needs to pick up the pieces.
You look to him, a tearful sort of hope in your eyes. You're probably thinking that Kaveh is going to step forward and tell Alhaitham that he did say that, and that you will go to the festival. Maybe you think he'll talk Alhaitham into it, promise that you'll stay by their side the whole time, or only stay for a few hours before leaving. You think, regardless of the details, that for once Kaveh is going to stick up for you.
You don't think it for long.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that you could go to the festival. I wasn't thinking." Kaveh offers a frown. "I didn't think you'd be able to get an outfit together."
His voice is soft and measured, but he can see the way his words hit you, all the same.
"But I did make one and--"
Kaveh holds up his hand.
"I know. And it's very pretty, and you did such a wonderful job. But we can't go to the festival. I'm sorry. It's my fault."
You look at him and then at Alhaitham and back to him in quick succession.
"But you said." The last word is pinched and tight and Kaveh can see your throat working, swallowing, barely able to get the words out due to your emotions.
Kaveh offers his sympathy smile, but you're like a frightened deer, too wild and upset to take anything from it.
"I know. I was wrong." He gestures to your outfit. "Take it off, and we'll get you dressed in something else and have a nice quiet day together, okay?" He thinks to promise you treats or something from the market, but a reminder that you can't leave the house might not be the best idea.
It doesn't matter.
You shake your head. Your eyes are glassy again, full of pain and something that makes Kaveh's stomach feel sick--the hurt of betrayal.
"Kaveh, you said... you said we could go."
He repeats your name, a bit firmly now, and holds out his hands for the outfit you've made. And you're so unused to Kaveh talking with you with anything resembling sternness that you let out the softest little gasp, a hiccupping little cry that feels like a knife in his heart. Poor him. Poor you.
Your hands shake terribly as you undo the outfit you've made, pulling at straps you've stitched in to tie it altogether. Some of your tears drip onto the fabric.
The outfit slips off your body, and Kaveh takes it and drapes it over his arms, leaving you standing in front of them in your undergarments, arms limp at your side. The simpleness of your underclothes contrasted against the pretty way you've done your hair and the makeup on your face is striking.
The radiant smile and jubilant energy that has been replaced with you crying, body shaking with sobs that come out all choked, is painful to see. So is the way that the flower on your cheek has become distorted from tears running through it. It's an almost ridiculous visual representative of what is swirling through your chest and heart and soul right now--another dream of yours, taken away, crumpled up, ruined.
Kaveh wants to comfort you. Wants to hug you and kiss away those lovely tears. But he knows it would only hurt you more.
For once it's Alhaitham who directs you. Not in the sweet, soft way that Kaveh might have. Alhaitham doesn't wipe away your tears and kiss away your sorrows. But he puts a hand on your shoulder and pushes gently, redirecting you to the bathroom, where he will no doubt have you remove your makeup and undo your hair and tell you to remember that he's doing all this for your benefit.
The "I told you so, I told you that you'd spoil them too much one day" look Alhaitham gives him hurts, because for once, his landlord-roommate-captor-in-arms is right. He shouldn't have told you whatever you wanted to hear, just to calm you down. He should have thought things through, been more careful with his wording.
Hearing your choked sobs from the bathroom, only dimly muffled by the running water of the sink, is more than enough evidence.
It wasn't fair to give you hope that things were going to change for you. Because, as wrong as Kaveh knows it is, you're going to be with them for a long, long time. But you won't be living an open life. You won't be going to festivals or attending the markets or strolling the public gardens, talking to neighbors, making friends. You'll be here, with them and only them, where you belong, always and forever.
Letting you pretend otherwise is just cruel.
⋆⭒˚。⋆ "Happy Halloween!" 𖤐 bsd yanderes // reader
trick or treating with the yanderes of BSD! can be read as platonic or romantic.
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[ a/n ; HII HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! i hope everyone's having a good day today! i'm going as reze for halloween, what about you guys? <3 separate posts for trick or treating prompt coming out later today! ]
[ warning ; yanderes lolsies, blood, mention of death/previous kidnapping ]
— disagrees with the very idea of you going out to trick or treat! aren't you too old for that anyway? only gives in when you beg. it'd be nice to let you get out of the house a little anyway.
— keeps a hand on your shoulder while you trick or treat. they don't even want to do this, it's just to make you happy, and they're willing to go out if it'll stop you from complaining about your predicament. tries to steer clear of other people, they're still cautious. absolutely afraid that you're going to rat them out and leave them.
— makes you share your candy as payment for letting you go out. you don't mind though.
FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY, JOUNO SAIGIKU, chuuya nakahara, yukichi fukuzawa, doppo kunikida, michizo tachihara, VERLAINE, agatha christie, ango sakaguchi, edgar allan poe, akiko yosano, ryuunosuke akutagawa, sigma, hirotsu?
— didn't plan to take you trick or treating, but wanted to. sure, they had an underlying fear you'd use that to run, but they knew they'd get you back anyway.
— goes with you to the door to ring the bell. (and depending on the character, might dress up with you, too!) keeps you close and doesn't let other people talk to you, other than kids that like your costume. you wouldn't tell a kid you were kidnapped, would you? probably not.
— goes through your bag of candy, probably pretending to find something they like, while they're making sure that there's nothing dangerous or something you snuck in. shares their candy with you, too!
osamu dazai, atsushi nakajima, sakunosuke oda, lucy maud montgomery, ichiyo higuchi, gin akutagawa, kyouka izumi (platonic), rimbaud, kouyo ozaki, tatsuhiko shibusawa
— gladly takes you, since it was their idea. they wanted to trick or treat with you, for both the candy, and getting to see you dress up and get a bunch of treats.
— obviously keeps you close. they doubt you'd run, and if you did? well, they'd just catch you and bring you right back. why would you run and ruin this night anyway? it's no fun to miss out on halloween! don't you want candy?
— shares their candy, watches horror movies with you, even makes little treats with you, like taking dough and wrapping it around a hot dog to make a mummy!
RANPO EDOGAWA, kenji miyazawa (platonic), mori.., ichiyo higuchi, q (platonic), nikolai gogol?
— forces you to go out with them, trick or treating or maybe just out cause it's halloween, nothing too social. probably kills someone for the blood to look real. "oh wow, that looks real!" "thanks, it is!"
i can't think of anyone who'd do this but nikolai idk
— platonic bonus :: probably goes through your bag. checks your candy for blades, or anything dangerous. they can't have you hurt, can they?
[ a/n ; "this isn't accurate!" suck my dick 😭 anyway uh if you see multiple on the same thingy, it's intentional, i probs couldnt pick just one. happy halloween !!! ]
Why was this actually really hard to figure out how to write their responses
Also would like to note that Lilia helped Sebek out with this one (couldn’t have done it without you old man)
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT THIS????
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR OVER 15 MINS ABT IT
— MARRIED FOR 24 HOURS, COMMITED FOR LIFE ! Crackfic / Gender neutral reader / Shitty writing / Multi-characters / Fluff
“Remember the time we got married for 24 hours..?”, they hummed in response, waiting for you to continue; “A part of me thinks.. that you didn’t think it was JUST 24 hours..” you paused for a moment, and then continued “You still wear the promise ring I got you, on your ring finger.. “ you let out a small chuckle, “I don’t know how to phrase this easily, but temporarily.. until the REAL THING happens.. I’m gonna need you to sign the divorce papers.”
“Marriage is sacred.. Surely you don’t plan on breaking the sacred vows the two of us made and shared underneath those bright lights”, he continues on, phrases and misleading the crowd of onlookers until you give up. — Riddle Rosehearts, Jamil Viper
He closens into you, a light chuckle leaving him as he does so; he leans in and grabs the paper from your hands. He tears and shreds the poor thing to pieces and lets out a chuckle. “Try and get rid of my dear, I anticipate how creative you can be..” — Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech
"Have you ever been blackmailed love 🙂" — Trey Clover, Floyd Leech, Rook Hunt, Lilia Vanrouge
“HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE CHILDREN” “YOUR LEAVING US? AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH” — Ruggie Bucchi, Cater Diamond, Idia Shroud (replace children with Ortho), Sebek Zigvolt
Grim hands him the divorce paper and he casually rips it apart; Grim hands him another one, “Don— Don't rip it—” tearing noises. “God damn it!”; Grim hands them four new copies of the divorce paper, and he rips them again. “Darling you're making this way more difficult than it should be” you said, trying to convince them to stop. “No, you’re making this difficult”
Grim hands him another five packets of divorce papers, “We can do this all day” he said, but he ripped them apart again.. “You’re not going to go through with this are you..” you ask him; “No, but it’s funny seeing you try to divorce me”. Grim smashes another 15 packets onto the table, “DEUCE I’M GOING TO NEED 600 MORE COPIES OF DIVORCE PAPERS” — Vil Schoenheit, Ace Trappola, Malleus Draconia, Leona Kingscholar
*Holding back tears* — Deuce Spade
Silence, dead silence, avoids your gaze and questions. — Silver, Jack Howl, Kalim Al-Asim, Epel Felmier
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-ˏˋ ur socials as rin’s gf ˊˎ-
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yn: bless us, o god. bless our food and our drink. since you redeemed us so dearly and delivered us from evil, as you gave us a share in this food so may you give us a share in eternal life
tagged: itoshi_rin
666666: who needs a prayer book when you have user yn on insta 😍
↳ yn: i'm always saving them trees 🙏
eggod: why'd you photoshop rin's face on my body dawg 🤣
↳ yn: LMAOOO
↳ yn: you got me 😒
itoshi_rin: can't even enjoy a pink sky in peace
↳ yn: you're lucky i haven't strangled you yet
↳ itoshi_rin: when i die, they will use this as evidence to convict you
↳ yn: i'm so scared 😱
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yn: my personal bag holder kinda cute
tagged: itoshi_rin
itoshi_rin: not as cute as you
↳ yn: ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
↳ itoshi_rin: that was so cringe oml
↳ yn: SHUT UP
mikage: who tfs taking your pics is my question
666666: is he bothering u bae
↳ yn: no nagi he is not 🙄
isagi_11: theres something next to u dont move
↳ itoshi_rin: kys
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itoshi_rin: my lovely
tagged: yn
yn: i am no man's property 😡😡😡
↳ itoshi_rin: ok
↳ yn: ❗❗❗
megsbachira: food <3
↳ itoshi_rin: thank you for confirming you have eyes
↳ megsbachira: yn come get yo man he's acting out again 😟
↳ yn: rin please be nice
↳ itoshi_rin: no
↳ yn: sorry megs he can't be helped 😞
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yn: pt 2
tagged: itoshi_rin
chigiri: wake up break up!!!!
666666: how're u letting it touch you 😧
↳ yn: IT?????
↳ itoshi_rin: you should say goodbye to ur neck nagi
↳ 666666: pls i promise that was a joke 😥
itoshi_rin: i better not see anyone else ever hold your bags
↳ yn: ofc not bby ❤️🩹
~ your name on their phone ♡ pure fluff / fem. reader
[c] ࣪⋆་ ˖ . ︶⏝︶⏝ ୨ ♡ ୧ ⏝︶⏝︶ . ˖ ་⋆ ࣪
-[i] ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ း " I was so happy today I just couldn't hold back myself :sob: " ͮ 𑄹
pairing] NRC students + rollo , neige , & chenya cw] . none
Ace:
"Hanni" (his version of 'honey')
Deuce:
"Her 💞💖"
Jack:
"Chicken legs"
Epel:
"CeraVe" (Vil goes through his phone so he had to change it)
Sebek:
"My Annoying Human 💚"
Riddle:
"💖Mine"
Ruggie:
"Sugar Mommy 🥰"
Azul:
"Princess👑"
Jade:
"Queen💋"
Floyd:
"Sushi"
Jamil:
"💕Anaconda"
Kalim:
"Ocean🌊💞"
Silver:
"Alarm Clock💗"
Trey:
"Strawberry Tart💝"
Cater:
"MyHappiness😗"
Leona:
"Annoying❤️"
Vil:
"MrsPretty"
Rook:
"mon amour💘💞💌💖💝"
Idia:
"Y/N-ah 💌"
Malleus:
"(your number)"
Lilia:
"1# Commander 💘"
Chenya:
"Alice to my Wonderland 🤪💞"
Neige:
"My hope❣️"
Rollo:
"No💝"
texting them "i want a bf"
pairings gn reader ft. rin, sae, isagi
tags established relationships in all, just fluff, sae + his dry texting🤩
notes wanted to try making these and... yeah <3 enjoy <3
in which you can fall asleep at the drop of a hat, at the most unconventional of places, which is how the traveller and paimon find out about your relationship with him.
pairing. neuvillette, scaramouche x gn reader
tags. fluff, slight(?) crack, established relationship
notes. if scaras part doesn't make sense i apologize in advance
alhaitham & lyney vers.
“Neuvillette, there's a — Wait. You're not Neuvillette…?”
Aether and Paimon stare at the sight, slightly dumbstruck. You're sprawled over the Chief Justice's desk, hair splayed over your face as you sleep. Your head rests on top of a few documents, and you're curled up in his seat as if it was exactly where you belonged.
Paimon frowns, floating over to you. She gives your shoulder a poke. You don't react. “Should we wake them…? Paimon doesn't think people are allowed to sleep in here, anyway.”
Aether disagrees. You wouldn't have been allowed in here if you didn't have something to do, right? That explained your presence, but it didn't explain why you were asleep in Neuvillette's chair… Besides, where was he?
Speak of the devil. Or, rather, dragon. The office door cracks open, and the man of the hour strides in.
“Neuvillette, there's someone sleeping on your desk!” Paimon informs him, “Should we wake them up?”
It's almost imperceptible, but Aether's gaze is sharp, and he catches the way the Iudex' eyes soften. He shakes his head. “No, leave them be. They will wake on their own accord.”
Paimon huffs. “That position definitely can't be comfortable… I say we move them to the couch there!”
Neuvillette seems to agree. Lifting you bridal style, he sets you on the couch gently. Swiftly, he pulls out a thick quilt from a cupboard and drapes it over you.
“You even have a blanket?!” Paimon squeaks, a little too loud. “Who even are they!?”
“My partner, of course.”
“YOUR PARTNER??”
Well, that was unexpected.
You stir.
Then, you bolt upright, leaping from the couch, eyes wide as your gaze lands on Neuvillette. “Shit, I fell asleep again, didn't I? I didn't mean to! I was going to surprise you but your chair is definitely too comfy for that and —”
He doesn't take more than three steps to reach you, easily snaking a hand around your waist. He only has to dip his head and his nose brushes against yours, silencing anything you had to say.
Aether has the strangest feeling that he's intruding on something too private.
“I assure you,” he murmurs lowly, “Seeing you is always a pleasant experience, surprise or no.”
You choke slightly, clearing your throat. “Don't be a sap.”
The both of you fall silent, just gazing into each other's eyes.
“Uhm,” Paimon interrupts awkwardly.
You screech, startling, head whipping back to see them. “You had guests over?! This is embarrassing. I'm leaving. Ta-ta!”
You bolt out of the room before anyone has any time to react.
“Was no one gonna tell me you were dating someone?!” Paimon accuses.
“Then, I must inform you that we are married.” There's a hint of a smile on Neuvillette's face now, as his eyes flicker toward the half-open door.
“I'm sorry, WHAT?”
“Hey, Aether, isn't that Hat Guy??” Paimon pipes in, pointing at Wanderer, formerly Scaramouche. “He looks really mad. Let's go see what he's up to.”
He did look mad. Furious, even. It's an odd expression to see on his face when Aether's used to his usual disinterest or mockery.
Except…
“Wait, he's walking towards someone. A sleeping someone. That's not good! We have to save them!”
The both of them rush up to him, interrupting his march toward his target. Aether stands in between you and Wanderer, acting as some sort of shield.
“What are you doing?” Aether asks.
Wanderer only scowls, swatting at him. “Get out of my way, you mewling quim.”
“No! We can't let you hurt them!” Paimon cries. “They're not even armed. They're asleep!”
He stops short at that. Confusion floods his features, which quickly morph into disbelief. “Hurt them? I'd never. Get. Out. Of. My. Way.”
Aether doesn't relent. The guy looks entirely too murderous to not hurt anyone. “What's up with them, then?”
Venomously, his lips part, probably to spew some insult but he's interrupted by a soft voice, thick with sleep.
“Kuni…?”
The change is instantaneous. Wanderer goes slack immediately, the usual tension gone. He brushes past Aether quickly.
“Idiot. Why were you sleeping here?” he snarks without bite, crouching down to your level.
That is a good question. You're at the outskirts of Sumeru city, dead asleep under a tree and against a rock. “Yea,” Paimon agrees, “Why are you sleeping here?”
You all but collapse into Wanderer's arms. He stiffens, and everyone can see his internal battle of whether to reciprocate or push you away.
He chooses the latter, sitting on the ground so that you're half in his lap. The shock is palpable between Paimon and the blond.
You glance upward at Aether and Paimon almost lazily, a casual smile on your face. “I was waiting for Kuni here, and I got tired.”
“Here is no place to fall asleep,” he snaps, but the effect is ruined due to the fact that you're in his lap. “You can sleep at home. You have a bed for a reason.”
“Geez, just say you were worried,” you lament lightheartedly.
Aether sits too, and Paimon follows. “Why were you waiting anyway?”
“We were gonna have a picnic! I have the basket right —” you turn to the ground near the tree, only to find it bare. You sigh, disappointed. “Oh. It's gone.”
“Nevermind that,” Wanderer sighs. “This'll serve as a reminder not to sleep outdoors like some street rat. We can get lunch at a cafe.”
“Okay, but is no one going to comment on this?” Paimon flails an arm between the two of you, and your positions especially. “Because this is just weird. Like. What is happening?!”
Wanderer turns his gaze onto her, violet eyes electrifying. “Speak one word of this and you'll never see the light of day again.”
Damn, okay then.
𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
crowley is (finally) allowing you the choice of leaving ramshackle to move to whichever dorm you please, but you’re still unsure which one to choose. knowing that, everyone is trying to win you over.
author’s note : out of curiousity— of the 7 dorms, which would you choose to live at and why?
part 2 here!
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Cyno as your bf <3
He would be a very quiet lover
The definition of actions speak louder than words in this relationship
Whenever you guys go traveling, he always makes sure you’re not too tired, and if you are, then he offers to carry you
Don’t expect to be fighting with him around, he’ll defeat any enemies before you can even turn around
Would be super shy to initiate pda but when he does, it’s really subtle like linking a pinky with you when walking together
In closed doors however, he would be much more willing to show you physical attention
Lets you wear his headdress! Only you have the ability to do that
…his jokes
“Tighnari’s tail looks so soft” “FUR-real” “…cyno-”
His jokes are terrible but you always laugh at them cuz you love him <3
Cynos favorite moments with you is when it’s night and you guys are just making small talk while lying in bed together
The way your voice would get softer and softer as you slowly drift off the sleep makes cyno weak
I hope you enjoyed!
Hello, hello!! You can call me Asi, I go by she/her :) I’m 22 yrs old, love Genshin (ar 58), anime, and this blog is just for my hcs, random thoughts or maybe short fics that I think of 🤧 Enjoy your stay!
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