Ha-ha. Funny.

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.

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Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

Fiddling with my computer, I have the side torn out so I can mess with the graphics cards. I don't play many video games but I play enough that I need to consolidate.

not now kitten daddy is spiraling.

Spontaneous combustion. Try it sometime.

SONY WM-F20 (1983)

I don't like looking into mirrors anymore. It looks like there's something on the other side.

Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.