This Is Why I Don't Go To Parties, Because This Is How I Would Try To Flirt.

I recreated the Lightners Live sprites from the trailer for your jamming pleasure

Happily married, financially stable, 750 credit score, and became a home owner at the age of 18. God is good 🏡

I love this pathetic man

[Text: Riddler: Dear Gotham, this is a public service announcement. I just wish to inform you that Batman has not solved my riddles because he is deeply, deeply stupid. Thank you, you may now all go about your tedious lives.]

no fear / your crush finding old pictures of you / one fear

i got black mesa on the steam sales and loved all the little easter eggs the devs put in joking about the first game’s development… especially the one about gordon’s accursed ponytail.

here’s the picture from the second panel without text/distortion

The stupid Cloudburst Tank fight in the Arkham Knight is so flustering. Who designed that shet?

You spend almost an hour hunting down six Cobra Tanks, in the stupid Batmobile, then when you finally get scan the damn Cloudburst Tank and take two out of four pieces of it, the whining idiot hit you and you have to do that shet aaall over again.

Not to mention that AK keep telling you stuff like "Batman never gives up", I do shut the fuck up. You almost can't see anything because of the Cloudburst and the Joker hallucinations keep laughing at you, the entire freaking mission. I'm losing my marbles. This is the most boring fight I've ever played in video games, I hate it sm. I need a crowbar.

More stuff with alien gman yayay!1!!!

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this