I Love This So Much

This is their relationship

I love this so much 😂😂

In my head this crossover makes so much sense, you can’t even imagine

Wife guy from day one

Heir of Fire:

Rowan to Aelin: I’m a centuries old warrior! I’ve been in hundreds of battles and fought in many wars. You will listen to what I tell you! I’m here to train you and nothing else!

Also Rowan: here let me hold your shopping bags full of chocolates for you. Is it too heavy? Do you need me to carry your purse? Do you need me to carry your coat? Do you need me to carry you-

Thinking about how Annabeth canonically descended from viking royalty so in my mind her ancestors are Hiccup and Astrid

My new favorite thing

And guns guns guns and freedom freedom.

Love the subtle fourth wall break

phineas and ferb + jokes about imitable behavior

what is this show anymore man

Chaol: Here’s a list of potentional champions. They’re all straight-laced and well respected warriors.

Dorian:

Chaol:

Dorian:I want the king of the Assasins.

Chaol: I-

Dorian: Scratch that, I want the 19 year old chaos gremlin who unalived a bunch of overseers with a pick axe for funsies so I can piss off my dad.

Tolkien: shut up *throws book*

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home