Bwgahahahaha

xaden 🤝 aelin

arranging a last-minute marriage so their kingdom isn’t left without an heir when they sacrifice themselves

EXCUSE ME BARMAID! I’M AFRAID YOU ORDERED THE WRONG OFFSPRING! I ORDERED AN EXTRA LARGE BOY WITH BEEFY ARMS! EXTRA GUTS AND GLORY ON THE SIDE! THIS HERE! THIS IS A TALKING FISHBONE!

“a little birdie told me”

and the bird in question was king rowan, terrasen’s biggest gossip

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Ugh I love them all

Aelin: “Get it? Because we should have died?”

They would totally make jokes like this and Rowan and Manon would be sick of their sh*t

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well.. it’s time to post this video here too 🧍🏻‍♀️

🐸 It's not easy being...in a toxic relationship with Miss Piggy

Watch the full episode on Dropout!

I feel like I’ve seen this before, but in case it was a product of a fever dream I had recently I want to let you in on it.

Whenever I have a rough day I like to go read through the “Aliases” section on Kipperlilly Copperkettle’s Dimension 20 Wiki page

I truly think that her name was said wrong much more often than it was said right, especially by Adaine

Kristen really said “what are you, four dogs?” And that was it man, cursed to Wrong Name for the rest of the campaign

If anyone has done this already I’m Sorry, and do you want to come up with more Kipperlilly aliases together

you know that episode of the office where they can’t find michael and dwight goes out with holly to look for him and holly knows michael so well, thinks so much like him, and she literally follows his path step by step exactly until she finds him ?

this is how i imagine the next book being

violet going to all the right places, always late but also always just a little closer, until finally. there he is. 🖤