10000000% Canon

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;

Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!

Boromir: a giant what.

Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs

Boromir: no the fuck i do not??

Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.

The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.

Thinking about how Annabeth canonically descended from viking royalty so in my mind her ancestors are Hiccup and Astrid

Dain: Sloane said yes!

Rhiannon: You're in deep shit...

Dain: Why...?

Violet: Because Liam isn't here to give a shovel talk. But Ridoc and I are. My office. Ten minutes. *Walks away*

Dain: Isn't that your office...?

Xaden: She figured you'd say that and gave me orders to tell you "Xaden basically ceded his throne when he sat me on it and said "My house, my chair, my woman" and now you have thirty seconds to get your ass in there upon the message's delivery."

Love the subtle fourth wall break

phineas and ferb + jokes about imitable behavior

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

I like to say my horse is scared of dinosaurs because she isn’t very spooky except about big birds. The neighbors have an emu and we can’t really walk past it. The herons make her snorty and dragony. And I’ve nearly fallen off multiple times because of turkeys.

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol