Theyre Going To Kill Me Because Nobody In History Has Acted Strangely And Im The Very First

i am actually very normal about everything that has ever happened to me

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

i don’t take hints you gotta hit me upside the head

i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

Handposting

i love them so much, all of them

every little bit and piece of them

it's all so perfect

i want them to be in my life forever and ever

they mean everything to me

they are the best thing in my life

they are so special and amazing

i am going to grow old with them

i love them to death chat

how can someone be so absolutely wonderful?